Wolfman Jones
@wolfmanjones.bsky.social
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
-Ty
“That’s way harsh, Ty.”
-Cher
-Ty
“That’s way harsh, Ty.”
-Cher
Pinned
a chipmunk is giving a thumbs up on a white background .
Alt: a chipmunk is giving a thumbs up on a white background .
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Said it before, I’ll say it again:
You can be a Caucasian Man without being a White Dick.
You can be a Caucasian Man without being a White Dick.
Can’t wait for Halloween to see all the gay “orange shape in the reflection of the Epstein tape” costumes.
August 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can’t wait for Halloween to see all the gay “orange shape in the reflection of the Epstein tape” costumes.
Okay I’m mos def not sex content creator guy - due to being old, unattractive and generally kinda unpleasant - but I will 100% prank call ANYONE you want me to if you buy me this:
Trollslayer Dagger
I'm sure you've noticed by now, a LOT of the characters in my art carry daggers. And in the journey to blur the lines of my life and my art even further, I have now created a dagger that YOU TOO can c...
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July 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay I’m mos def not sex content creator guy - due to being old, unattractive and generally kinda unpleasant - but I will 100% prank call ANYONE you want me to if you buy me this:
But for real, if a civil war doesn’t break out before the 250th-ennial what are we even doing?
July 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
But for real, if a civil war doesn’t break out before the 250th-ennial what are we even doing?
@rifftrax.com SO, did you ladies SLAY in Tennesay? I love TimeCop, and am extreeeeeemely excited to see what you’ve done with (to, at) it!
June 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@rifftrax.com SO, did you ladies SLAY in Tennesay? I love TimeCop, and am extreeeeeemely excited to see what you’ve done with (to, at) it!
@theatlantic.com SO who is this average hack and why are you giving them a voice?
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The Liberal Misinformation Bubble About Youth Gender Medicine — The Atlantic
How the left ended up disbelieving the science
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June 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@theatlantic.com SO who is this average hack and why are you giving them a voice?
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How does Caroline Leavitt’s voice somehow cause me as much neural and physical pain as RFK’s? He sounds like an invading alien from “Mars Attacks!” But, Leavitt? There’s something subliminal happening there. As if she Tuva throat sings with a hypersonic, cephalic, brown note. I shit my brain.
June 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How does Caroline Leavitt’s voice somehow cause me as much neural and physical pain as RFK’s? He sounds like an invading alien from “Mars Attacks!” But, Leavitt? There’s something subliminal happening there. As if she Tuva throat sings with a hypersonic, cephalic, brown note. I shit my brain.
@billcorbett.bsky.social @rifftrax.com Hey, break some legs tomorrow; traditionally your own, but in the spirit of Van Dammery maybe someone else’s as well! I
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social @rifftrax.com Hey, break some legs tomorrow; traditionally your own, but in the spirit of Van Dammery maybe someone else’s as well! I
Oh, no! Not Big Balls!
June 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh, no! Not Big Balls!
@billcorbett.bsky.social DID YOU KNOW:
The Guy had a great uncle, known as “The MAN From Harlem,” who was apparently was selling the kind of weed that after school specials promised. You can here the story HERE:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zIda...
The Guy had a great uncle, known as “The MAN From Harlem,” who was apparently was selling the kind of weed that after school specials promised. You can here the story HERE:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zIda...
The Man From Harlem
YouTube video by Harry Roy & His Band - Topic
music.youtube.com
June 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social DID YOU KNOW:
The Guy had a great uncle, known as “The MAN From Harlem,” who was apparently was selling the kind of weed that after school specials promised. You can here the story HERE:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zIda...
The Guy had a great uncle, known as “The MAN From Harlem,” who was apparently was selling the kind of weed that after school specials promised. You can here the story HERE:
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zIda...
That town he bought must be feeling really, just REALLY, happy with their decision.
hi, rocket expert here! this is not funny, rockets only do this when they're in extreme distress.
"That's not good."
June 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
That town he bought must be feeling really, just REALLY, happy with their decision.
“We don’t divorce our husbands in this family, dear. We bury them.”
-Nana Wolfman
-Nana Wolfman
June 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“We don’t divorce our husbands in this family, dear. We bury them.”
-Nana Wolfman
-Nana Wolfman
Me on Bluesky not helping my cause.
a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
ALT: a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
media.tenor.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me on Bluesky not helping my cause.
@joshuaconkel.bsky.social I was thinking how you said you don’t gatekeep queerness. I think that’s a mistake. We need to keep the creeps out of the club. Do you want Log Cabin Republicans trying to join? That “ACTUAL Leftist ACTUALLY Autistic” dweeb? No. Of course not. We need a damn litmus.
June 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@joshuaconkel.bsky.social I was thinking how you said you don’t gatekeep queerness. I think that’s a mistake. We need to keep the creeps out of the club. Do you want Log Cabin Republicans trying to join? That “ACTUAL Leftist ACTUALLY Autistic” dweeb? No. Of course not. We need a damn litmus.
I think Current Daddy Tier Mark Hamill is hotter than Corvette Summer era Mark Hamill. As I will 99.9% never get a chance to make out with him, this doesn’t matter, but after seeing the “Chuck” cast photos I was compelled to speak up. #SeeSomethingSaySomethiing @markhamillofficial.bsky.social JIC
June 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think Current Daddy Tier Mark Hamill is hotter than Corvette Summer era Mark Hamill. As I will 99.9% never get a chance to make out with him, this doesn’t matter, but after seeing the “Chuck” cast photos I was compelled to speak up. #SeeSomethingSaySomethiing @markhamillofficial.bsky.social JIC
The Libs TRANS’D the SUN! The sun is an orange ball, not pink swirls! Childhood ruined. Way to alienate your fanbase, COSMOS I refuse to warmed or have life provided to me by a woke James Gunnian hyperfeminized star!
#NotMySun #OrangeSol #GoWokeGoTowardAdaptiveOptics
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#NotMySun #OrangeSol #GoWokeGoTowardAdaptiveOptics
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“Raindrops in the Sun’s Corona”: New Adaptive Optics Shows Stunning Details of our Star’s Atmosphere - NSO - National Solar Observatory
Scientists from the U.S. NSF National Solar Observatory and New Jersey Institute of Technology produced the finest images in the Sun’s corona to date. Using a new 'coronal adaptive optics' system that...
nso.edu
May 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Libs TRANS’D the SUN! The sun is an orange ball, not pink swirls! Childhood ruined. Way to alienate your fanbase, COSMOS I refuse to warmed or have life provided to me by a woke James Gunnian hyperfeminized star!
#NotMySun #OrangeSol #GoWokeGoTowardAdaptiveOptics
nso.edu/press-releas...
#NotMySun #OrangeSol #GoWokeGoTowardAdaptiveOptics
nso.edu/press-releas...
Apparently saying “hopefully you’ll be a widow soon and we can put all this behind us” was NOT a welcome sentiment when talking to my best straight gal pal about her (current) husband. However, my knocking her shoulder with a “third times the charm, right?” really evened the keel, I feel like.
May 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Apparently saying “hopefully you’ll be a widow soon and we can put all this behind us” was NOT a welcome sentiment when talking to my best straight gal pal about her (current) husband. However, my knocking her shoulder with a “third times the charm, right?” really evened the keel, I feel like.
1. MST3k
2.Dobie Gillis
3.Green Acres
4.The Muppet Show
5.Liquid Television
(Dick Van Dyke Show gets honorable mention)
2.Dobie Gillis
3.Green Acres
4.The Muppet Show
5.Liquid Television
(Dick Van Dyke Show gets honorable mention)
Retweet with the five shows you would be happiest to have to rewatch over and over for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet. Here's mine:
1-4) COP ROCK
5) PINK LADY AND JEFF
1-4) COP ROCK
5) PINK LADY AND JEFF
May 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
1. MST3k
2.Dobie Gillis
3.Green Acres
4.The Muppet Show
5.Liquid Television
(Dick Van Dyke Show gets honorable mention)
2.Dobie Gillis
3.Green Acres
4.The Muppet Show
5.Liquid Television
(Dick Van Dyke Show gets honorable mention)
Reposted by Wolfman Jones
Okay, but this is straight-up some very funny slapstick. That moment when he realizes the door is open? Perfection.
A video showed President Emmanuel Macron of France being pushed in the face by his wife, Brigitte. The French president said that the video had captured him and his wife "bickering and rather, joking around," something, he said, "we often do."
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May 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay, but this is straight-up some very funny slapstick. That moment when he realizes the door is open? Perfection.
Do yourself a favor and have a good cry. I got really stoned and watched Turner and Hooch last night and that really uncorked a bottle. You’d be surprised how refreshing just bawling like an infant can be.
May 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Do yourself a favor and have a good cry. I got really stoned and watched Turner and Hooch last night and that really uncorked a bottle. You’d be surprised how refreshing just bawling like an infant can be.
Owning (ordering and paying for over on an auction site) the libs (full library collections of TimeLife’s Mysteries of the Unkown & The Enchanted World)
May 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Owning (ordering and paying for over on an auction site) the libs (full library collections of TimeLife’s Mysteries of the Unkown & The Enchanted World)
In order to be a “person“ in Trump‘s America you have to have “gender.“ And it has to be in the M/F binary
&
Fetuses are considered people with human rights.
However, fetuses have no genitalia until about the eighth or ninth week.
So,until then are they actually NOT people with those human rights?
&
Fetuses are considered people with human rights.
However, fetuses have no genitalia until about the eighth or ninth week.
So,until then are they actually NOT people with those human rights?
May 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In order to be a “person“ in Trump‘s America you have to have “gender.“ And it has to be in the M/F binary
&
Fetuses are considered people with human rights.
However, fetuses have no genitalia until about the eighth or ninth week.
So,until then are they actually NOT people with those human rights?
&
Fetuses are considered people with human rights.
However, fetuses have no genitalia until about the eighth or ninth week.
So,until then are they actually NOT people with those human rights?
I hate it when 47 is even CLOSE to being right on something.
But - his critique of Walmart, being a multi billion dollar company and refusing to eat tariffs, is kind of on point. Obvs, it wouldn’t even be an issue if the asshole hadn’t created the problem, but, the Waltons CAN afford to take a hit
But - his critique of Walmart, being a multi billion dollar company and refusing to eat tariffs, is kind of on point. Obvs, it wouldn’t even be an issue if the asshole hadn’t created the problem, but, the Waltons CAN afford to take a hit
May 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I hate it when 47 is even CLOSE to being right on something.
But - his critique of Walmart, being a multi billion dollar company and refusing to eat tariffs, is kind of on point. Obvs, it wouldn’t even be an issue if the asshole hadn’t created the problem, but, the Waltons CAN afford to take a hit
But - his critique of Walmart, being a multi billion dollar company and refusing to eat tariffs, is kind of on point. Obvs, it wouldn’t even be an issue if the asshole hadn’t created the problem, but, the Waltons CAN afford to take a hit