Wolfman Jones
@wolfmanjones.bsky.social
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
-Ty
“That’s way harsh, Ty.”
-Cher
-Ty
“That’s way harsh, Ty.”
-Cher
I guess you forgot about Elvis impersonations, DOCTOR.
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I guess you forgot about Elvis impersonations, DOCTOR.
You’re only saying that to get laid.
August 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You’re only saying that to get laid.
I TOLD you he weren’t no good queer.
THIS IS WHY GATEKEEPING RADICAL FAGGOTRY IS FOR LIFE BABE!!
(I’m always watching)
(Always)
THIS IS WHY GATEKEEPING RADICAL FAGGOTRY IS FOR LIFE BABE!!
(I’m always watching)
(Always)
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I TOLD you he weren’t no good queer.
THIS IS WHY GATEKEEPING RADICAL FAGGOTRY IS FOR LIFE BABE!!
(I’m always watching)
(Always)
THIS IS WHY GATEKEEPING RADICAL FAGGOTRY IS FOR LIFE BABE!!
(I’m always watching)
(Always)
She means we’re going back to when a shoemaker was your dentist and leaches would help with womanly problems.
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
She means we’re going back to when a shoemaker was your dentist and leaches would help with womanly problems.
Woah, huge slam on Krispy Kreme out of, like, NOWHERE. Jeez.
July 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Woah, huge slam on Krispy Kreme out of, like, NOWHERE. Jeez.
Or maybe it’s the “Uni-Verne” since we’re viewing things through his POV at least half the time.
July 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Or maybe it’s the “Uni-Verne” since we’re viewing things through his POV at least half the time.
This is the best response possible. Intriguing thought experiments concerning the “Ernest-Verse” are what will ultimately unite humanity.
July 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is the best response possible. Intriguing thought experiments concerning the “Ernest-Verse” are what will ultimately unite humanity.
Sir. You have offended me. I challenge you to a duel.
bugs bunny is wearing a top hat and holding a bow .
ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a top hat and holding a bow .
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sir. You have offended me. I challenge you to a duel.
I argue that Ernest was clearly stupid the previous Christmas, so I have only a good laugh to give at the premise that it was the FOLLOWING Halloween that induced the stupidity.
July 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I argue that Ernest was clearly stupid the previous Christmas, so I have only a good laugh to give at the premise that it was the FOLLOWING Halloween that induced the stupidity.
Flossie? I thought Trump banned gay words. That is a Drag Name if I’ve ever heard it. Are we sure this hurricane wasn’t actually born a man?
July 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Flossie? I thought Trump banned gay words. That is a Drag Name if I’ve ever heard it. Are we sure this hurricane wasn’t actually born a man?
What a great start to a movie. Like an indie flick about a footballer whose day get’s progressively more outrageous and worse, but it’s the Wasp. “Nothin’ like a pint with mates before heading to the club!”
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What a great start to a movie. Like an indie flick about a footballer whose day get’s progressively more outrageous and worse, but it’s the Wasp. “Nothin’ like a pint with mates before heading to the club!”
He should at least decant everything into glass crystal . EVERYTHING’S high end that way. This is just…Frat Boi.
June 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He should at least decant everything into glass crystal . EVERYTHING’S high end that way. This is just…Frat Boi.
I’m so glad they FINALLY have mugs for MEN. My giant, calloused, masculine, hands shatter every “womanly” handled vessel I attempt to drink from. Or once I actually INHALED an entire bone china tea set from my sucking so hard.
Wait.
Wait.
June 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m so glad they FINALLY have mugs for MEN. My giant, calloused, masculine, hands shatter every “womanly” handled vessel I attempt to drink from. Or once I actually INHALED an entire bone china tea set from my sucking so hard.
Wait.
Wait.
All that money and all that average tier booze. Baby, DEWARS? Dude could own a distillery and he’s still set up like my old man hosting poker. My brother in Cristal, get some shit no one’s heard of.
June 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
All that money and all that average tier booze. Baby, DEWARS? Dude could own a distillery and he’s still set up like my old man hosting poker. My brother in Cristal, get some shit no one’s heard of.
He’s trying to hide all his criminal research.
June 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He’s trying to hide all his criminal research.
You make that dog a bowl of popcorn, WITH CHEESE, immediately.
a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You make that dog a bowl of popcorn, WITH CHEESE, immediately.
Whoa, it’s an AMAZING movie, and Paul Williams music is superb!
June 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Whoa, it’s an AMAZING movie, and Paul Williams music is superb!
Personally, I always thought the original scripts for scream and S2 (the latter’s original ending featuring cotton weary and Sid stabbing each other and bleeding out on the stage) would make an AMAZING 2 act opera. It’s great American Gothic.
June 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Personally, I always thought the original scripts for scream and S2 (the latter’s original ending featuring cotton weary and Sid stabbing each other and bleeding out on the stage) would make an AMAZING 2 act opera. It’s great American Gothic.
So, then, in a musical horror, it tends to involve a lot of winking and acknowledging that it is a ridiculous mixture. I think Sweeney Todd is obviously the king of the horror musicals (on stage) and that is basically an operetta; Phantom of the opera is a musical, but it has little actual horror.
June 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So, then, in a musical horror, it tends to involve a lot of winking and acknowledging that it is a ridiculous mixture. I think Sweeney Todd is obviously the king of the horror musicals (on stage) and that is basically an operetta; Phantom of the opera is a musical, but it has little actual horror.