Will (No Kings, except Owlbert) 🦉
@wmjones.bsky.social
Nerdy guy, interested in computers and technology 🖥️, science 🧪, space 🪐. Casual runner 🏃🏻♂️. I mostly post silly stuff on here.
The bag of Costco nuts hates to see me coming. No nut November be damned.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The bag of Costco nuts hates to see me coming. No nut November be damned.
I’d like to take this moment to point out that decreased funding to NOAA could lead to more shipwrecks on the Great Lakes because we’ll have less ability to tell if the Gales of November come early.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’d like to take this moment to point out that decreased funding to NOAA could lead to more shipwrecks on the Great Lakes because we’ll have less ability to tell if the Gales of November come early.
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The main hatchways on the Edmund Fitzgerald had more integrity than this Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The main hatchways on the Edmund Fitzgerald had more integrity than this Democratic Party.
GDT Frankenstein was very good.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
GDT Frankenstein was very good.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
Me and other Vikings fans trying to process Derrick Henry.
a woman is standing on an airplane with the words `` that is not real '' .
ALT: a woman is standing on an airplane with the words `` that is not real '' .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me and other Vikings fans trying to process Derrick Henry.
Bella, badly deprived of snuggle time yesterday because of our 5k, is making up for it today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Bella, badly deprived of snuggle time yesterday because of our 5k, is making up for it today.
Drop something SILVER 🛸💍🖤🪙🥈
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Drop something SILVER 🛸💍🖤🪙🥈
5k not great, not terrible.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
5k not great, not terrible.
I lived!
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I lived!
Morning from a 5k fun run! 🏃🏻♂️
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Morning from a 5k fun run! 🏃🏻♂️
Who up Baja Blasting they pie hole? 🥧
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who up Baja Blasting they pie hole? 🥧
Time to box the beef!
a man standing in front of a door with the words " time to make the donuts " above him
ALT: a man standing in front of a door with the words " time to make the donuts " above him
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Time to box the beef!
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day!
This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day!
The cops said it exploded but they gave the sandwich guy a bad wrap.
SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The cops said it exploded but they gave the sandwich guy a bad wrap.
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Isn’t “Full Beaver Moon” a John Waters movie?
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Isn’t “Full Beaver Moon” a John Waters movie?
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November 5, 2025 8:00pm edt
Full Beaver Super Moon
Jacksonville, FL
Full Beaver Super Moon
Jacksonville, FL
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 5, 2025 8:00pm edt
Full Beaver Super Moon
Jacksonville, FL
Full Beaver Super Moon
Jacksonville, FL
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Meet our newest patient here at the Alaska Raptor Center, a Northern Pygmy Owl named King Owlbert by his rescuers. Owlbert arrived with a drooping wing, making flight difficult. We’ve given him a supportive wing wrap, plenty of tasty mice, and time to heal. #small #owls #adorable
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Elections happen in early November so that families can get together and discuss the results for Thanksgiving. 🙏 😊 🦃
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Elections happen in early November so that families can get together and discuss the results for Thanksgiving. 🙏 😊 🦃
Bluesky is CHUGGING this morning. The fire hoses must be full. It’s a good day. 😊
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Bluesky is CHUGGING this morning. The fire hoses must be full. It’s a good day. 😊
I’m not going to get to spend any time in Cleveland proper, I’m somewhere near Akron. Its fine hotel is old but the restaurant selection is good.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’m not going to get to spend any time in Cleveland proper, I’m somewhere near Akron. Its fine hotel is old but the restaurant selection is good.