Will Bennett
wmgbennett.bsky.social
Will Bennett
@wmgbennett.bsky.social
Linguist, professor, Africanist, aspiring mad scientist/inventor/youtuber/occasional shitposter. Interested in meaning, sounds, the navigation therebetween, and how that all plays out for humans across history and geography.
This is not what I thought the ai bubble’s end would look like
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Google AI telling me I should just use Safari instead #aioverview
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Inkhorn - acorn - eggcorn
Is a strong candidate for most irritating triplet ever
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What’s your favorite leafy green?
Rocket.
Rock what?
No, like arugula.
Yeah but WHICH rugula?
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just saw video of ICE posted in a forum completely unrelated to their mission. I’m not sure where on the creeping fasch barometer that it, but it feels like the kinda thing that demarcates a new phase or degree of normalness
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pre-plan your best salacious remarks in the comments #bondi
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The media on climate change and global warming did not prepare me for so many headlines about ice
October 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Why does this have to exist?
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Impala
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@edzitron.com please can you look into adoption of AI in “rest of world”? I feel like one of the main LLM use cases that is actually holding up is people pretending to know languages they don’t know
a lot of tech-press AI coverage, from both boosters and skeptics, is extremely US-centric compared to the adoption of AI elsewhere in the world - which by most measures outpaces the US, by some measures wildly. good to see some reporting that isn't www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/25/1...
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
As a clade, fish include all of the largest animals and none of the most poisonous ones
#science #taxonomy #🐟🐠🐡🍤
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Which level of prosodic domain boundary does semicolon indicate?
Because if it’s the colon I’m gonna be mad as hell.
#lingsky
The semicolon is almost like a threshold glyph in English: not quite a stop, not quite a flow.Surveys reveal that over half of younger writers don’t know how to use it.
#ai #ia #aiart #langsky @msorrento.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Rouet pre-match "I'm not worried about New Zealand" to Pelletier post-match "It's just fun to play rugby". Canada don't give a shit about anything but balling and it's incredible.
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What a show from Canada!
September 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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As a society, the one thing we were totally unprepared for was annoying leftists being right.
September 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Watching the #RWC2025 and the match commentator just said something was “like Belgian karate” and I’m so confused. What could that possibly mean?
September 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Who pooped in the Kleenex? Fess up!
September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I found a dead bat today
September 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I filmed a giraffe dick today
September 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I’m so anti-rape that even ‘ratepayers’ is uncomfortable to say”
#awkwardphonologyjokes #placeassimilation #coda
August 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM