@wizardlizlard.bsky.social
He / him | Level 24 | California Bay Area-based | Aro/Ace
Mechanical engineer who also enjoys all manner of round reptiles.
DMs ok!
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/wizardlizlard
Expect all manner of large creatures to be posted here. 🔞
Mechanical engineer who also enjoys all manner of round reptiles.
DMs ok!
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/wizardlizlard
Expect all manner of large creatures to be posted here. 🔞
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@artdrivepalestine.bsky.social
SURPRISE another big guy!! Feral Haxorus, 60USD to a fundraiser of my choice and you can take them home!
#pokemon #adopt
Comment to claim and I can DM you with details!
SURPRISE another big guy!! Feral Haxorus, 60USD to a fundraiser of my choice and you can take them home!
#pokemon #adopt
Comment to claim and I can DM you with details!
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@artdrivepalestine.bsky.social
SURPRISE another big guy!! Feral Haxorus, 60USD to a fundraiser of my choice and you can take them home!
#pokemon #adopt
Comment to claim and I can DM you with details!
SURPRISE another big guy!! Feral Haxorus, 60USD to a fundraiser of my choice and you can take them home!
#pokemon #adopt
Comment to claim and I can DM you with details!
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*Huff...* "So much food..." *Urrrp* "Ough..."
*CrrrrrRRRRR r r r r r k...*
"Uh oh..."
Once again, @mazhthegrey.dragonhoard.me has produced an absolute MASTERPIECE as usual! ¬w¬
Mazh's post will be linked below if/when it is uploaded!
*CrrrrrRRRRR r r r r r k...*
"Uh oh..."
Once again, @mazhthegrey.dragonhoard.me has produced an absolute MASTERPIECE as usual! ¬w¬
Mazh's post will be linked below if/when it is uploaded!
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*Huff...* "So much food..." *Urrrp* "Ough..."
*CrrrrrRRRRR r r r r r k...*
"Uh oh..."
Once again, @mazhthegrey.dragonhoard.me has produced an absolute MASTERPIECE as usual! ¬w¬
Mazh's post will be linked below if/when it is uploaded!
*CrrrrrRRRRR r r r r r k...*
"Uh oh..."
Once again, @mazhthegrey.dragonhoard.me has produced an absolute MASTERPIECE as usual! ¬w¬
Mazh's post will be linked below if/when it is uploaded!
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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They keep makin' these aisles smaller and smaller..
..little help?
..little help?
May 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
They keep makin' these aisles smaller and smaller..
..little help?
..little help?
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com for Rubens and Groudan
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
com for Rubens and Groudan
i'll take your entire stock
Who needs braincells when you can be handsome?
Frills for Stripe's Moonfang avatar on my Gumroad: morghus.gumroad.com/l/moonfangfr...
Frills for Stripe's Moonfang avatar on my Gumroad: morghus.gumroad.com/l/moonfangfr...
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i'll take your entire stock
This is, like, *optimal* dragon shape for me.
So fat that even their *wing arms* are fat…
*chefs kiss*
So fat that even their *wing arms* are fat…
*chefs kiss*
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This is, like, *optimal* dragon shape for me.
So fat that even their *wing arms* are fat…
*chefs kiss*
So fat that even their *wing arms* are fat…
*chefs kiss*
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"Yes, I know that this armor fit perfectly a month ago. No, I dont want to talk about why it doesn't fit now. Can you resize it?
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What do you mean 'I have plenty of defense now'?! Stop snickering!"
Art by the fantastical @doodlenoodle.bsky.social
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What do you mean 'I have plenty of defense now'?! Stop snickering!"
Art by the fantastical @doodlenoodle.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Yes, I know that this armor fit perfectly a month ago. No, I dont want to talk about why it doesn't fit now. Can you resize it?
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What do you mean 'I have plenty of defense now'?! Stop snickering!"
Art by the fantastical @doodlenoodle.bsky.social
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What do you mean 'I have plenty of defense now'?! Stop snickering!"
Art by the fantastical @doodlenoodle.bsky.social
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dungeon explorer who takes the cursed artifact that *everyone* told them not to touch, but they keep it hidden away so no one knows
And it would have worked, if they didn't start *rapidly* putting on weight over the next few weeks and months without any signs of stopping........
And it would have worked, if they didn't start *rapidly* putting on weight over the next few weeks and months without any signs of stopping........
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
dungeon explorer who takes the cursed artifact that *everyone* told them not to touch, but they keep it hidden away so no one knows
And it would have worked, if they didn't start *rapidly* putting on weight over the next few weeks and months without any signs of stopping........
And it would have worked, if they didn't start *rapidly* putting on weight over the next few weeks and months without any signs of stopping........
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One of my favorite poses in chonky quad art is when the hindquarters are lifted up by the size of the paunch while the forepaws are in contact with the ground, that's a really fun one~
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One of my favorite poses in chonky quad art is when the hindquarters are lifted up by the size of the paunch while the forepaws are in contact with the ground, that's a really fun one~
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Well part 15 - 21 of this years #fattytober challenge
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well part 15 - 21 of this years #fattytober challenge
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he fucking loves soy sauce
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
he fucking loves soy sauce
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October 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Funni raptor gets a funni sweater
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Funni raptor gets a funni sweater
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October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I learned 3D animation just to remake that 1 video. I can stop now I think, right?
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I learned 3D animation just to remake that 1 video. I can stop now I think, right?
Chonky harnesses my beloved
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Chonky harnesses my beloved
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hey you should really do this :)
September 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
hey you should really do this :)
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harness that makes you fat
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
harness that makes you fat
Was browsing m breakfast options earlier, and noticed that one of these options was not like the other.
Now I'm wondering about what would happen (hypothetically of course) if you ate a 588,200 calorie burrito, assuming its the same size as a normal burrito...
Now I'm wondering about what would happen (hypothetically of course) if you ate a 588,200 calorie burrito, assuming its the same size as a normal burrito...
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Was browsing m breakfast options earlier, and noticed that one of these options was not like the other.
Now I'm wondering about what would happen (hypothetically of course) if you ate a 588,200 calorie burrito, assuming its the same size as a normal burrito...
Now I'm wondering about what would happen (hypothetically of course) if you ate a 588,200 calorie burrito, assuming its the same size as a normal burrito...
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