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@vantablackbox.bsky.social
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No RP, please.

🔞 18+ ONLY ▪ MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT 🔞

COMMISSIONS : ❌ ▪ CLOSED ▪ EM COMMS STILL AVAILABLE

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swearinpencil.bsky.social
Just a Klaptrap enjoying his tasty treasures.
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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swearinpencil.bsky.social
Someone got a little too excited.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
vantablackbox.bsky.social
❌

thank you for the support

due to all slots taken, commissions are now closed! stay tuned for when they reopen next year!

but if you'd still like to support me, ENABLE ME commissions and any available adopts are still available!
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
there's a reason why they only do "one huff".

commission for @softnails.bsky.social!
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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kmcartoons.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is scummy smelly reindeer daddy

(And a very Merry Christmas one and all!)

#fanart_scuzbands #fanart_scratcher
Scratcher the reindeer from Rudolph & Frosty’s Christmas in July as a massive bodybuilder, with bulging veins and a thick roid gut parting his abs. He’s smiling at the viewer with a half-lidded gaze and his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He’s wearing only a black leather harness and sparkly blue jockstrap.
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
we're in the intermissionary area between halloween and christmas times so allow me to introduce you to the santa-adjacent dragon from the terrifying fairyguardian series
October 31, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
[xmas 2022 pic]

the rare and elusive flapjack raptor can get a bit festive too!

and they're just as syrupy as usual, maybe even a bit more sugary and whip-creamy
November 3, 2023 at 9:44 PM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
[xmas 2021 art]

would you sit on this mall santa's lap, one who's totally not an obese, elderly and sassy alien with very clammy skin? you'll be fine. more egg nog is always welcome.
November 3, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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kaabani.bsky.social
Merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
i need this fucking creature to bear greater trunks and seat
May 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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spooky-dune.bsky.social
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
A postcard styled image of a fine crite specimen prepared for the holidays. This entails wearing a pink present bow around his hyper erection and basically nothing else. He’s pretty small looking, so his shaft looks just about as tall as he is. It’s a wonder how he manages walking with that between those stubby legs. He’s really not doing much else besides looking to the side and standing there, but at least he’s sort of got the spirit Generic cursive text reads out: “Season’s Greetings” And yes, I did try to use the Seuss style. It was suspiciously manageable
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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spooky-dune.bsky.social
Everyone’s always “Gremlins, gremlins, gremlins”, but what about the Crites? Don’t they deserve love?
An image of a fake movie poster for a film that does not exist featuring a Crite (From the Critters line of films) shamelessly wallowing in the trashed remains of a once orderly kitchen, with legs spread wide apart to give the best view of his mighty member. Thick veins run along its length and big balls rest at its base. The hefty shaft sprouts from the dark furry creature in an arc that partly obscures his own piercing red eyes and tongue-biting grin. The display make’s this invader’s intentions on earth as clear as they could be The dim cluttered kitchen the creature sits in is an utter mess. Splotches of ketchup and other unknown goo decorate the lower cabinets while claw marks crawl up the sides. The top of the counter is crowded with kitchen supplies; shakers, food boxes, a towel, and a porcelain bowl of assorted fruits. Much of the supplies toppled over or crushed to make space for the Alien There’s also text above him reading: “They’re back Harder. Better. Faster. Longer” Below the character are a title and lengthy amounts of text and a few logos too, all transcribed here: The title reads: “CRITTERS” In bright red bold text The paragraph of text below reads: “Spooky Dune Cinema in Association with a Lack of Real Shame Presents an Objective List of Deeply Attractive Characters CRITES Critters • ALIEN HOMONID Alien Homonid • FIREBRAND Demon's Crest • BUNNICULA Bunnicula • MISFORTUNE.GB Creepypasta • BONNEY FNAF • BOO Mario Bros. • MR. WIDEMOUTH Creepypasta • MINOTAUR LORD Oblivion • SCOOBY DOO Scooby Doo • THE CAT K-pop Demon Hunters • ELIMINATOR Dragon's Dogma • SHOUTMON Digimon Fusion” The text in the rating label reads: “RESTRICTED BUBBLE BLOWING BABIES UNDER 18 WILL BE BEATEN SENSELESS BY EVERY ABLE-BODIED PATRON IN THE CINEMA DISTURBING IMAGES, FRIGHTENING AND INTENSE SCENES, GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, REAL DEATH, MILD NUDITY.” The text next to the fake WB logo reads: “Spooky Dune Pictures” The big text at the very bottom reads: “OCTOBER”
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
vantablackbox.bsky.social
there's a reason why they only do "one huff".

commission for @softnails.bsky.social!
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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joabaldwin.com
🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋
It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!
Tips: moving from Xitter to Bsky Before you start following people, fill out your profile! Bio, PFP, banner, and post at least 5 to 10 things. Just reuse your top 10 banger tweets—recycling is encouraged! This way, people will know you aren’t a bot, will see what you are about, and might follow back. Turn off NSFW filters in Settings > Moderation > Enable Adult Contentand at the bottom on Settings > Moderation > Bluesky Mod Service Find your friends from the hellsite using Sky-Follower-Bridge.devNot perfect, but it will find the majority of the people you were following.Beware of fake tools that ask for money! Follow a few feeds related to your interests. In bsky you choose what kind of content you want to see. You can pin feeds (into tabs) to the top of your timeline, and you always have access to the Following feed which shows nothing but who you choose to follow. Block often. Don’t interact with trolls. Don’t quote dunk, comment, nothing. Let them rot in silence, take away their oxygen and they’ll asphixiate. This is the Bsky way. Turn off language filters in Settings > Languages > Content Languages Or you won’t see posts from anyone in Japan, Germany, etc, in your feeds, even if they only post a cool image with no text. Weird, but trust me on this one. Uncheck all to see all posts. Fuck content scrapers. Do not let that trash overwhelm this site, do not share their stolen content. You can block them all with two clicks by going to joabaldwin.com/scrapers and on the top-right clicking on Subscribe > Block Accounts (I know, “Subscribe” is an odd thing to name it, but that’s how block lists work). Use alt text to make images accessible. Helps for translations, readability, findability, and users with slow internet. Turn on Settings > Accessibility > Require alt text before posting It takes time to rebuild, but the best time to do it is right now. Use your last tweets to tell everyone to move, then stop posting. Twitter is a Nazi/AI/bot/crypto cesspit.
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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littlevmills.bsky.social
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
vantablackbox.bsky.social
made a handful of new enable me prompts just in time for christmas!
A pair of prompts, both listing the main focus character, the price of said prompt and their descriptions. Prompt A: Subject is of Baldwin from Flight Rising. The prompt would be of an overweight Baldwin, almost looking like a cauldron himself. An old, flabby, geriatric cauldron. The prompt will include a gas alt, but the client may request not to receive it. The price of the prompt will be 75 USD. Prompt B: Subject is of Skillet from Fortnite. The prompt would be him after one hell of a binging episode, having gained lots of weight and being a fair bit messy and greasy as well. The prompt will include two gas alts, but the client may request not to receive them. The price of the prompt will be 75 USD. A pair of prompts, both listing the main focus character, the price of said prompt and their descriptions. Prompt A: Subject is of Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars franchise. The prompt would be of an overweight Jar Jar in a sensual pose. The prompt will include both fupa and hyper variants. The price of the prompt will be 75 USD. Prompt B: Subject is of Oceiros, the Ruined King, from Dark Souls III. The prompt would be him with a highly contrasting pear physique. His upper body would be mostly untouched while his lower half would be prominently more blubbery and bulbous. The price of the prompt will be 80 USD. A pair of prompts, both listing the main focus character, the price of said prompt and their descriptions. Prompt A: Subject is of Shenzi, Banzai and Ed from The Lion King. The prompt would be of the trio, anthro-fied and overweight, each one having distinct weight distributions. Shenzi would have an hourglass lean, Banzai would be more of an apple or top-heavy, and Ed would be a rather sizable pear. The prompt will include a nude alt. The price of the prompt will be 85 USD. Prompt B: Subject is of a Loot Llama from Fortnite. The prompt would be of a royally plumped up "victory royale" Loot Llama with implied object vore, because what's a Loot Llama without any loot? The prompt will include a "confetti toot" alt, but the client may request not to receive it. The price of the prompt will be 75 USD.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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kaijufluffs.bsky.social
WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE-
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES

THE BINCH
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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helenicchi.bsky.social
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
Edit image button
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
DEC 29

LAUNCH
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
you either read the fine print or you roll with the punches.

commission for @rimeywoo.bsky.social!
June 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
and all three of them should have different fat distributions:

- shenzi would prob lean towards an hourglass figure. plenty of pudge in the midriff, but loaded on the hood and trunk
- banzai could either be the apple or pudgy top heavy. lots of belly
- ed's easily the pear. real junk in the trunk
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
I personally feel like Ed hyena should have a fat ass

the dumb ass with the fat ass
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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watmeedraw.bsky.social
The buff Christmas tree monster wishes you all happy holidays 🎄❤️❤️❤️
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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h0mebrew.bsky.social
Oh tf2 Krampus how I fucking love you
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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vantablackbox.bsky.social
its been a month since the musky merchant's caravan arrived.

something's definitely different since the last time.

they're looking a little... well fed.
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM