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*casts a gay little spell that pisses you off*
they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
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they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
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I'm slowly making my way through The Witcher books. I'm on The Tower of the Swallow right now, which is book 6 out of the original 7 published before 2000. I wish I had been able to read them all together rather than over the course of a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm slowly making my way through The Witcher books. I'm on The Tower of the Swallow right now, which is book 6 out of the original 7 published before 2000. I wish I had been able to read them all together rather than over the course of a few years.
Feeling really sad recently. I see the ways in which I've changed over the past 10yrs and I don't like current me. I don't think I'll ever be able to recover my past self though and I don't know how to move forward in a constructive way.
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Feeling really sad recently. I see the ways in which I've changed over the past 10yrs and I don't like current me. I don't think I'll ever be able to recover my past self though and I don't know how to move forward in a constructive way.
"Import your contacts!" No, I don't think I'll be doing that, thank you. Why is this a feature so many social media sites insist on having?
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"Import your contacts!" No, I don't think I'll be doing that, thank you. Why is this a feature so many social media sites insist on having?
Watched Carol for the first time ever yesterday. Frankly, I'm obsessed
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watched Carol for the first time ever yesterday. Frankly, I'm obsessed
Treated myself to a professional massage today. If I were rich, getting regular and expensive massages is definitely something I would spend a lot of money on
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Treated myself to a professional massage today. If I were rich, getting regular and expensive massages is definitely something I would spend a lot of money on
Listening to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. It's been one of my comfort pieces of media for years now. Given the current state of existence though, it's feeling less comforting and more, "Oh... It feels a little too real now," this time around. Mostly in regards to AI
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Listening to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. It's been one of my comfort pieces of media for years now. Given the current state of existence though, it's feeling less comforting and more, "Oh... It feels a little too real now," this time around. Mostly in regards to AI
Forgot to take my ADHD meds this morning. I'm suffering. Anytime I forget to take them I wonder how in the hell I just raw dogged consciousness for all those years pre-diagnosis
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Forgot to take my ADHD meds this morning. I'm suffering. Anytime I forget to take them I wonder how in the hell I just raw dogged consciousness for all those years pre-diagnosis
Gamers, should I get these graded?
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gamers, should I get these graded?
Nate showed me the first Pokémon movie a few weeks ago. I can't stop thinking about how Mewtwo and Knives from Trigun are the same guy
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nate showed me the first Pokémon movie a few weeks ago. I can't stop thinking about how Mewtwo and Knives from Trigun are the same guy
Also feeling nervous about the TCG event. I know there's a 30min time limit on matches and I hate being rushed lmaooo
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Also feeling nervous about the TCG event. I know there's a 30min time limit on matches and I hate being rushed lmaooo
Going to a Pokémon TCG event tonight so I dug out my D&D dice to use as damage counters. I haven't looked at my dice collection in quite awhile and didn't expect it to make me feel a little bit sad
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Going to a Pokémon TCG event tonight so I dug out my D&D dice to use as damage counters. I haven't looked at my dice collection in quite awhile and didn't expect it to make me feel a little bit sad
Sooo is spending thousands of dollars on Pokémon (trading cards in general) booster packs in hopes of finding cards that could be "flipped for profit" considered a gambling addiction yet?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sooo is spending thousands of dollars on Pokémon (trading cards in general) booster packs in hopes of finding cards that could be "flipped for profit" considered a gambling addiction yet?
My mom just sent me a screenshot of the login screen of the fb app on her phone and asked, with no further context or details, "Why is my fb like this?"
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My mom just sent me a screenshot of the login screen of the fb app on her phone and asked, with no further context or details, "Why is my fb like this?"
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
I need things to calm down a little. Just a little. I've had enough lmaooo
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I need things to calm down a little. Just a little. I've had enough lmaooo
White tailed jackrabbit
Tiger salamander
Western hognose snake
Ord's kangaroo rat
Texas brown tarantula
Tiger salamander
Western hognose snake
Ord's kangaroo rat
Texas brown tarantula
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild
Tricolor bat
Red fox
Egg yolk jellyfish
9 Banded Armadillo
Violet crowned hummingbird
Tricolor bat
Red fox
Egg yolk jellyfish
9 Banded Armadillo
Violet crowned hummingbird
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Sandhill crane
Black bear
Mola mola (!!!)
Adder
Golden-crowned kinglet
Sandhill crane
Black bear
Mola mola (!!!)
Adder
Golden-crowned kinglet
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
White tailed jackrabbit
Tiger salamander
Western hognose snake
Ord's kangaroo rat
Texas brown tarantula
Tiger salamander
Western hognose snake
Ord's kangaroo rat
Texas brown tarantula
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
Nate made us a lovely Capri-Sun Aldi ham in the freshly cleaned kitchen. Spectacular holiday break meal
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Nate made us a lovely Capri-Sun Aldi ham in the freshly cleaned kitchen. Spectacular holiday break meal
Wild how having a full time job I commute to everyday fucking kills my motivation to do take care of myself and my surroundings. It's overwhelming!
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wild how having a full time job I commute to everyday fucking kills my motivation to do take care of myself and my surroundings. It's overwhelming!
I didn't know they put Griffin McElroy in Pokémon
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I didn't know they put Griffin McElroy in Pokémon
Thankful to wake up in my own bed after sleeping in this holiday and to not be traveling or dealing with my chaotic family
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thankful to wake up in my own bed after sleeping in this holiday and to not be traveling or dealing with my chaotic family
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
I really just want to catch a break
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I really just want to catch a break
Seems I might have to find a new job within the next 2yrs. I resent my current job for a number of reasons, but also I'm afraid to leave it. I don't want to go somewhere else. Ideally, I don't want to work at all lmaooo 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Seems I might have to find a new job within the next 2yrs. I resent my current job for a number of reasons, but also I'm afraid to leave it. I don't want to go somewhere else. Ideally, I don't want to work at all lmaooo 🫠
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everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)