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@wizardcowboy.bsky.social
*casts a gay little spell that pisses you off*
they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
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they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains
header by @8pxl.bsky.social
Hear me our, this might be the gayest Pokémon card
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hear me our, this might be the gayest Pokémon card
Oh, there's one of just her. Much to think about
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh, there's one of just her. Much to think about
I couldn't remember what the name of this movie (Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town) is called, so I called it "The Eastern European Commentary Movie" and now Nate won't stop laughing at me
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I couldn't remember what the name of this movie (Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town) is called, so I called it "The Eastern European Commentary Movie" and now Nate won't stop laughing at me
![(Screenshot of the interview, image 1-2)
Interviewer: The story The Last Wtich also is a long metaphor of the teaching “be careful what you wish for”. The road to reach the fulfilment of all of Geralt’s desires seems paved with dangerous djinns – mercilessness.
And in this story we also meet for the first time the witch that will change his life forever: Yennefer of Vengerberg, who knows exactly how dangerous she can be. They fall in love with each other, but don’t you think that it’s too dangerous for Geralt wanting a woman that we know he can’t really trust?
Sapkowski: Ha, ha, and that’s what makes the story interesting, don’t you think? Being an avid fantasy reader I was sometimes really bored and disgusted with the stories in which the hero could easily have sex with any woman he wished because every woman was willing and [...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yixmnj2azg5nox6e477ds62l/bafkreidikr6bk6ccfzxcvwqlmkjvkj3er76b5ggphk23prb3oxrfrmzaxm@jpeg)
![(Screenshot of the interview, image 2-2)
Sapkowski: [...] eager to have sex with him.
In such stories the woman was the prize of the hero, a spoil of a warrior – and as such had nothing to say, could only moan and faint in the hero’s powerful embrace. I am aware of the fact that only in contact with the opposite sex – be it attraction, affectuation, confrontation or opposition – can a literary hero be fully grown.
Creating the character of Yennefer I wanted Geralt to be fully grown – but I decided to complicate things a little. I created a woman character who simply refuses to be a fantasy cliché. And all that to please the reader.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yixmnj2azg5nox6e477ds62l/bafkreic3rqcj7esvclocjbv4rqzffhomzjoridbnubx6a4u7qodpl52b4q@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gamers, should I get these graded?
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Gamers, should I get these graded?
Additionally, same guy
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Additionally, same guy
My mom just sent me a screenshot of the login screen of the fb app on her phone and asked, with no further context or details, "Why is my fb like this?"
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My mom just sent me a screenshot of the login screen of the fb app on her phone and asked, with no further context or details, "Why is my fb like this?"
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
.........girl, what??? I don't know anything more than you do
Literally this image but with her phone number in the box
I didn't know they put Griffin McElroy in Pokémon
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I didn't know they put Griffin McElroy in Pokémon
I know he was just doing his job to try and sell me more stuff, but the finance guy at the dealership drew me this chart (yes, it looked exactly like this) to try and convince me of why I needed to buy a service package (rebranded extended warranty lmao)
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know he was just doing his job to try and sell me more stuff, but the finance guy at the dealership drew me this chart (yes, it looked exactly like this) to try and convince me of why I needed to buy a service package (rebranded extended warranty lmao)
Look at this thing. I'll share a video of it in action later because I'm feeling that spiteful about it.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Look at this thing. I'll share a video of it in action later because I'm feeling that spiteful about it.
Everytime something insane happens I imagine myself in a high school history class reading a colorful blurb with a painfully short summary of the event
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Everytime something insane happens I imagine myself in a high school history class reading a colorful blurb with a painfully short summary of the event
Gerard wishes he could
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Gerard wishes he could
And what, pray tell, season would that be??
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
And what, pray tell, season would that be??
Lucky find at the used bookstore yesterday!
August 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lucky find at the used bookstore yesterday!
I know it was done to maintain lyrical structure, but Ghost changing 2024 to 2034 in The Future Is A Foreign Land for the tour had me feeling a way (bad)
August 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I know it was done to maintain lyrical structure, but Ghost changing 2024 to 2034 in The Future Is A Foreign Land for the tour had me feeling a way (bad)
Excuse me? He what? They know eachother?
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Excuse me? He what? They know eachother?
Thank you for sharing the critters. Frankly, I'm obsessed with this mad lad
June 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Thank you for sharing the critters. Frankly, I'm obsessed with this mad lad
My cucumber plant is being cute
June 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My cucumber plant is being cute
Made 3 baby blankets recently. I've made 6 total now. It's just sewing two panels of fabric together and you'd think it would be easy, but minky fabric is the devil lmao It's like the worst aspects of jersey knit and silk combined
May 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Made 3 baby blankets recently. I've made 6 total now. It's just sewing two panels of fabric together and you'd think it would be easy, but minky fabric is the devil lmao It's like the worst aspects of jersey knit and silk combined
Bought this with the whole ✨️$9✨️ I got for selling my grandma's collection of weird religious romance novels at the used book store.
May 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bought this with the whole ✨️$9✨️ I got for selling my grandma's collection of weird religious romance novels at the used book store.
