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Jonathan B Jenkins MSc ❌️👑
@wizardanvioli.bsky.social
Biology Teacher, Wizard (I do magic tricks), autistic, and all around geek and nerd. DFTBA
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This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reading Pet Semetary by @stephenking.bsky.social for the first time, and it's fantastic. But every time it gets to the Mic Mac burial ground all my crazy brain does is:
🎶 "It's a Mic Mac patty wack give the ground a bone. This dead cat is coming home." 🎶
June 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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“No Kings Day”: A compilation
June 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Thanks to DOGE’s spending freezes:

-EPA labs have halted critical research
-Social Security staffers are rationing paper and can’t pay translators
-NOAA has lost internet and phone services
-National Park workers can’t buy medicine for visitors or rangers’ horses

"Efficiency."
May 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"If we’re not serving our most vulnerable children, what are we even doing as a country?"

Republican cuts to Medicaid will hurt hardworking families like George's. Listen to @debbiedingell.house.gov:
May 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Smallpox was a devastating illness, but it was also vulnerable to human ingenuity because:

1. It only infected people...it couldn't hide in animals.
2. It's a DNA virus, which makes its genome much more stable, and its mutation rate slower.
3. It was very clear when someone had smallpox.
January 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy Winter Solstice
December 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Just saw @hankgreen.bsky.social internal monologue video and, I don't know if this is the same for everyone, my internal monologue isn't my only kind of thought. But it is omnipresent. Like, if I think of someone I know there's a picture and all the stuff hank said, but also narration with it.
December 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Sometimes I wonder if they understand anything about what they voted for.
December 13, 2024 at 5:03 PM
This is awful. I was already dreading a second term and now I'm just mad
December 13, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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Women, when they see me dressed up
December 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Thy ressurection is not covered in network. Thou wilt need to pay the full price (20000). My sincerest apologies
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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A strange adventurer passed through my tomb earlier today. He tried to take my femur to show to his students. I believe he proclaimed himself to be named Jones?
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
2 Year Old: Dada, Optimus Prime has a creepy tummy.
Me: He has a creepy tummy?
2YO: Yeah. *shows me*
Me: I guess he does.
December 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I've been watching Transformers Earthspark

What I expected: A classic Transformers show with Autobots vs Decepticons

What I've seen so far: Bumblebee struggling as a teacher/foster parent
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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MAGA voters actually love progressive policies. They just don’t know it. This would be great for Democrats.
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
When I look in the mirror I look like a ginger Ra's al Ghul. I blame grad school
me when other young people have gray hair: they look so cool

me when i have gray hair: disgusting
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Love this, I too want clothes like this
HELLO BLUESKY im gonna drop all my stuff

I did the sorceror for the new Players Handbook for Dungeons and Dragons! What a dream come true.

She's based off the cool chinese wizard aesthetic everyone's been wearing, I want to get clothes like that too.
November 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Today’s daily doodle
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
With everything going on and being a 6th year PhD student this will not be my response to, "How are you doing?"
@phdvoice.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM