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@wittymoniker.bsky.social
If you know what an Airbus PTU sounds like then let’s be friends. 30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG:Arena, Car Gay. Commercial aviation enthusiast. Don't be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad's phone number. 🐻💤🏳️🌈
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
I wish people would stop telling people with small asses to just do squats. I want a FAT ass not a HARD ass.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wish people would stop telling people with small asses to just do squats. I want a FAT ass not a HARD ass.
It’s not Friday but I still wanna participate. My 5 drop has gotta be
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s not Friday but I still wanna participate. My 5 drop has gotta be
The subreddit I created just hit 100k subscribers and it feels really awesome to have made a space that so many other people enjoy but nobody knows I’m the one behind it lmao
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November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The subreddit I created just hit 100k subscribers and it feels really awesome to have made a space that so many other people enjoy but nobody knows I’m the one behind it lmao
*gets invited to a Halloween party that’s BYOB*
*brings a bottle of vermouth*
*brings a bottle of vermouth*
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*gets invited to a Halloween party that’s BYOB*
*brings a bottle of vermouth*
*brings a bottle of vermouth*
Just finished watching “Boots” and my buddy texted me saying how hot the twins are. I proceeded to accidentally respond TO MY COWORKER about how much I agreed and how I want both at the same time. MY COWORKER.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just finished watching “Boots” and my buddy texted me saying how hot the twins are. I proceeded to accidentally respond TO MY COWORKER about how much I agreed and how I want both at the same time. MY COWORKER.
I think the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is how people are just not living in a holodeck 24/7. Yeah TNG touched on holoaddiction with Barclay, but he was on a ship and had a job to do. What’s stopping civilians from just always being in there?
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I think the most unrealistic thing about Star Trek is how people are just not living in a holodeck 24/7. Yeah TNG touched on holoaddiction with Barclay, but he was on a ship and had a job to do. What’s stopping civilians from just always being in there?
Looking up an old cosplay crush of mine to find out that not only did he break up with his bf but has since met someone else, been with them for two years and is now married.
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October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Looking up an old cosplay crush of mine to find out that not only did he break up with his bf but has since met someone else, been with them for two years and is now married.
I’m not unlocking the private pictures on my profile if you’re 4000mi away. What do you expect to happen next? This?
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October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m not unlocking the private pictures on my profile if you’re 4000mi away. What do you expect to happen next? This?
I thought the future was going to be like Star Trek but it’s looking more and more like Star Wars every day. :/
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I thought the future was going to be like Star Trek but it’s looking more and more like Star Wars every day. :/
There was this girl I went to high school with that said if we’re both single by 40 we’d just marry each other but then she fell off the face of the earth and I don’t have a backup and the clock is ticking and
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September 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There was this girl I went to high school with that said if we’re both single by 40 we’d just marry each other but then she fell off the face of the earth and I don’t have a backup and the clock is ticking and
@elmercc.bsky.social Why do I feel like this is you www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B3GRkm/
i live at the gas station 🥲 #b58 #sportplusholic #trending #bmwmotorsport #fyp
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September 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@elmercc.bsky.social Why do I feel like this is you www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B3GRkm/
My all time favorite livery of all time has to be the BA Landor livery, followed by the BA World Tails, but I had to throw Wunala Dreaming in there because it was the first non standard paint job I ever saw on a plane.
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My all time favorite livery of all time has to be the BA Landor livery, followed by the BA World Tails, but I had to throw Wunala Dreaming in there because it was the first non standard paint job I ever saw on a plane.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Five games to get to know me!
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Five games to get to know me!
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
August 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
Also need him to **** my *** and fill it with *** and then use the *** to **** another **** into me before I **** his *** and *** until my ***** are sore and then do it all again.
Need to ***** *** *** **** and *** *** his ******** **** and then **** **** ******* *** ***** until **** **** ******** 🫃🫃
August 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Also need him to **** my *** and fill it with *** and then use the *** to **** another **** into me before I **** his *** and *** until my ***** are sore and then do it all again.
Name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
August 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
Honestly, the only thing worse than a Counterspell is when you can counter the counter if you pay ONE mana…and all your lands are tapped.
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Honestly, the only thing worse than a Counterspell is when you can counter the counter if you pay ONE mana…and all your lands are tapped.
I'm:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
Age verification??? I saw The Fifth Element in theaters the day it premiered!
Age verification??? I wore business-casual to the club
Age verification??? I remember 9/11
July 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Age verification??? I saw The Fifth Element in theaters the day it premiered!
A lot of you went to Dore and have NOT posted pictures 😡
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A lot of you went to Dore and have NOT posted pictures 😡
Aww Hulk Hogan had a heart atta- ANYWAY.
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July 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Aww Hulk Hogan had a heart atta- ANYWAY.
Digital footprint be damned, I may not always be happy with my body but sometimes I get so h*rny that my belly rests on my boner and I think that’s kinda neat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Digital footprint be damned, I may not always be happy with my body but sometimes I get so h*rny that my belly rests on my boner and I think that’s kinda neat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m going to be ok because I have to be.
June 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m going to be ok because I have to be.