AI Slop
@wittymoniker.bsky.social
If you know what an Airbus PTU sounds like then let’s be friends. 30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG:Arena, Car Gay. Commercial aviation enthusiast. Don't be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad's phone number. 🐻💤🏳️🌈
I love when they’re like “meet me at this corner diner that is obviously in Manhattan, New York City in the state of New York on the east coast”, and the street looks like this
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I love when they’re like “meet me at this corner diner that is obviously in Manhattan, New York City in the state of New York on the east coast”, and the street looks like this
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
5 Cars I’ve owned: (photo edition)
1988 Honda Accord (first car)
2004 Saturn Ion
2012 Hyundai Sonata GLS (not pictured)
2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport
2021 Hyundai Sonata N-Line
Oooooh I see you Queen!
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oooooh I see you Queen!
I always love to see different versions of cards I have.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I always love to see different versions of cards I have.
It’s not Friday but I still wanna participate. My 5 drop has gotta be
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s not Friday but I still wanna participate. My 5 drop has gotta be
Did you beat Simon?
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did you beat Simon?
Oooh toss this bad boy in there too
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oooh toss this bad boy in there too
Just finished watching “Boots” and my buddy texted me saying how hot the twins are. I proceeded to accidentally respond TO MY COWORKER about how much I agreed and how I want both at the same time. MY COWORKER.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just finished watching “Boots” and my buddy texted me saying how hot the twins are. I proceeded to accidentally respond TO MY COWORKER about how much I agreed and how I want both at the same time. MY COWORKER.
Tell me how to say those words immediately
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tell me how to say those words immediately
Rocking that phone caseless, eh? You’re a braver man than I. This was mine in less than a day after I got it and I have no idea how it happened. The blue was a mistake 🥲
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rocking that phone caseless, eh? You’re a braver man than I. This was mine in less than a day after I got it and I have no idea how it happened. The blue was a mistake 🥲
My all time favorite livery of all time has to be the BA Landor livery, followed by the BA World Tails, but I had to throw Wunala Dreaming in there because it was the first non standard paint job I ever saw on a plane.
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My all time favorite livery of all time has to be the BA Landor livery, followed by the BA World Tails, but I had to throw Wunala Dreaming in there because it was the first non standard paint job I ever saw on a plane.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Five games to get to know me!
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Five games to get to know me!
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
August 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
Honestly, the only thing worse than a Counterspell is when you can counter the counter if you pay ONE mana…and all your lands are tapped.
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Honestly, the only thing worse than a Counterspell is when you can counter the counter if you pay ONE mana…and all your lands are tapped.
I'm:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
They need to add these cards I made up.
July 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
They need to add these cards I made up.