i get more mileage out of my Dutch oven than my car

farted and was actually appalled at how bad it smelled
couldn’t even handle my own game damn

so refreshing to talk with people who also do not give a fuck

sorry i’ve been studying the blade

gonna bleach my hair about this in the morning.

i hae been saying this shit

so refreshing to talk with people who also do not give a fuck

The Substance is such a brilliant movie. Filled to the brim with blood and gore, but the scariest scene is when Demi Moore can’t get herself to go on a date because of crippling self-doubt.

Happy Birthday to Martina Michele Weymouth aka Tina Weymouth, genius bass guitarist for Talking Heads and Tom Tom Club, born on this day in 1950 in Coronado, California

📸 Michael Grecco

#punk #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #tinaweymouth #talkingheads #punkrockhistory #otd

just woke up but

i highly recommend carrying around a random object like in your bag or something when going out bc i personally have a ton of rocks and a doorknob and not only is it stress relieving to rub them, it will make an awkward silence disappear bc now theyre wondering why you have that

i’m so back

i took the body of christ (plan b) with the blood of christ (mcdonald’s diet coke) or whatever they do in church

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

idk how to build a new timeline so here’s some embroidery I’ve done recently to get me on those feeds

#embroidery #needlepoint #medieval #tapestry #bayeux #outerwilds #spacepuzzle #horsey #earlyarthritis

I’m a good listener. When people talk to me I look them directly in the eye while listening intently to the music coming from my earbuds.

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

i exist

"I'm tired of Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

-James Baldwin