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i get more mileage out of my Dutch oven than my car
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
farted and was actually appalled at how bad it smelled
couldn’t even handle my own game damn
March 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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so refreshing to talk with people who also do not give a fuck
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
sorry i’ve been studying the blade
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
gonna bleach my hair about this in the morning.
November 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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i hae been saying this shit
November 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
so refreshing to talk with people who also do not give a fuck
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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The Substance is such a brilliant movie. Filled to the brim with blood and gore, but the scariest scene is when Demi Moore can’t get herself to go on a date because of crippling self-doubt.
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Happy Birthday to Martina Michele Weymouth aka Tina Weymouth, genius bass guitarist for Talking Heads and Tom Tom Club, born on this day in 1950 in Coronado, California

📸 Michael Grecco

#punk #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #tinaweymouth #talkingheads #punkrockhistory #otd
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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just woke up but

i highly recommend carrying around a random object like in your bag or something when going out bc i personally have a ton of rocks and a doorknob and not only is it stress relieving to rub them, it will make an awkward silence disappear bc now theyre wondering why you have that
November 21, 2024 at 11:39 AM
i’m so back
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
i took the body of christ (plan b) with the blood of christ (mcdonald’s diet coke) or whatever they do in church
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF
November 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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idk how to build a new timeline so here’s some embroidery I’ve done recently to get me on those feeds

#embroidery #needlepoint #medieval #tapestry #bayeux #outerwilds #spacepuzzle #horsey #earlyarthritis
November 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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I’m a good listener. When people talk to me I look them directly in the eye while listening intently to the music coming from my earbuds.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
i exist
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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"I'm tired of Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

-James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM