yeah i might miss my wife but god damn i love the ford f150 final five

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

i’m not planning for retirement i’m planning for unemployment

just figured out the vibe of the new photos, totally works right

my new year’s resolution is to get killed in ikea

we are back

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

(posting on bluesky) she pronk on my prink til i prunk (switching to twitter) i have a gun and will be using it (switching to thread) ellen degeneres is here? more like. mother 😍 (switching to myspace) let this be the diary of my life, and my epic music taste

is posting hole allowed on here