Winston but without a clever username
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
One of the members of her Scooby gang was slated to be Willow the Puppy Drowner, but that one REALLY tested badly for some reason.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
Don't look up what Giles was supposed to be into before they did big rewrites, btw.
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You'd think it would be 300 chestnuts.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
But nope. Marshmallows. For some reason. I don't get it, but maybe I don't need to. I've never wanted to eat 300 marshmallows or 300 chestnuts in one sitting. Feels almost suicidal, really.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Reposted by Winston but without a clever username
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries
I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "One Day We Will Wake Up To His Obituary" towel. It's a good apolitical towel that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"I have never wished anyone dead, but there are some obituaries I have read with great interest."
- Some guy who liked obituaries
- Some guy who liked obituaries
I would just like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who has fought on the cool side of the drug war. Today's Low Quality Ad salutes you with this pin.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I would just like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
All Burnt Sienna crayons are made from the ashes of the actual Sienna, after she was burnt.
Poor girl :(
Poor girl :(
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All Burnt Sienna crayons are made from the ashes of the actual Sienna, after she was burnt.
Poor girl :(
Poor girl :(
Cartographers, who know the earth is a sphere, pretending to be flat-earthers, in order to sell more spherical globes to people trying in good faith to prove the fabricated flat-earth movement wrong.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cartographers, who know the earth is a sphere, pretending to be flat-earthers, in order to sell more spherical globes to people trying in good faith to prove the fabricated flat-earth movement wrong.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
5D chess move. I'm not even mad. But why would I be? I never bought a globe, so I'm not the target.
This is how Chef Boyardee had an incredibly successful side career as a cat burglar.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is how Chef Boyardee had an incredibly successful side career as a cat burglar.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
He stole millions worth of irreplaceable jewels and fine gold work over 40 years and was never caught. It only came to light after he died and his kids found some of the loot stashed in bank safe deposit boxes.
I'm skeptical about someone named Hamm trying to tell me about strawberries.
They're not even in the same food group.
They're not even in the same food group.
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm skeptical about someone named Hamm trying to tell me about strawberries.
They're not even in the same food group.
They're not even in the same food group.
Not true. In olden days, just having a bucket was a superpower.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not true. In olden days, just having a bucket was a superpower.
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: Oh boy, let me tell you a tale of the longest year ever. You see, this new thing called 'Covid' was just starting to show up, and...
Me: Oh boy, let me tell you a tale of the longest year ever. You see, this new thing called 'Covid' was just starting to show up, and...
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?
Me: Are you familiar with time dilation?
Interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
Me: that’s where I impaled it on my horn
Me: that’s where I impaled it on my horn
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume.
Me: Oh boy, let me tell you a tale of the longest year ever. You see, this new thing called 'Covid' was just starting to show up, and...
Me: Oh boy, let me tell you a tale of the longest year ever. You see, this new thing called 'Covid' was just starting to show up, and...
Rumor is he used two of those wishes to kill people, and the last one was used to wish to repeal the rule against wishing for more wishes.
He miscalculated. You need *two* wishes for that workaround to succeed. After repealing the rule he was out of wishes, so he couldn't actually wish for more. :(
He miscalculated. You need *two* wishes for that workaround to succeed. After repealing the rule he was out of wishes, so he couldn't actually wish for more. :(
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Rumor is he used two of those wishes to kill people, and the last one was used to wish to repeal the rule against wishing for more wishes.
He miscalculated. You need *two* wishes for that workaround to succeed. After repealing the rule he was out of wishes, so he couldn't actually wish for more. :(
He miscalculated. You need *two* wishes for that workaround to succeed. After repealing the rule he was out of wishes, so he couldn't actually wish for more. :(
Oh, easy. Soni--
...dammit.
...dammit.
Without saying Sonic, name a Sega Videogame.
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh, easy. Soni--
...dammit.
...dammit.
I would have gone just for the free gun, tbh.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I would have gone just for the free gun, tbh.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
God do I miss Peruvia. They had a "free milkshakes, unlimited refills, no questions asked" policy on Sundays.
They were THIS close to passing a Parliamentary resolution extending it to Saturdays, too, but then those damned CIA backed contras broke up the country and ruined everything forever :(
They were THIS close to passing a Parliamentary resolution extending it to Saturdays, too, but then those damned CIA backed contras broke up the country and ruined everything forever :(
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
God do I miss Peruvia. They had a "free milkshakes, unlimited refills, no questions asked" policy on Sundays.
They were THIS close to passing a Parliamentary resolution extending it to Saturdays, too, but then those damned CIA backed contras broke up the country and ruined everything forever :(
They were THIS close to passing a Parliamentary resolution extending it to Saturdays, too, but then those damned CIA backed contras broke up the country and ruined everything forever :(
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon. (wrong answers only)
Also, your feet will smell like fresh bread, which is nice.
Note that this may also make your shoes smell like bread, however, which increases the odds that they'll be stolen by shoe gnomes. Having your shoes stolen is not so nice. Take precautions accordingly.
Note that this may also make your shoes smell like bread, however, which increases the odds that they'll be stolen by shoe gnomes. Having your shoes stolen is not so nice. Take precautions accordingly.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Also, your feet will smell like fresh bread, which is nice.
Note that this may also make your shoes smell like bread, however, which increases the odds that they'll be stolen by shoe gnomes. Having your shoes stolen is not so nice. Take precautions accordingly.
Note that this may also make your shoes smell like bread, however, which increases the odds that they'll be stolen by shoe gnomes. Having your shoes stolen is not so nice. Take precautions accordingly.
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
So sad that one little drinking binge followed by a fistfight with the assistant manager resulting in a bystander's eye accidentally being gouged out with a fork and a green olive stuffed into the socket in its place can ruin your dreams forever. I thought this was America, land of the FREE!
:(
:(
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So sad that one little drinking binge followed by a fistfight with the assistant manager resulting in a bystander's eye accidentally being gouged out with a fork and a green olive stuffed into the socket in its place can ruin your dreams forever. I thought this was America, land of the FREE!
:(
:(
It was only an impeachment in the Court of Public Opinion, though, so you won't find it in the history books.
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It was only an impeachment in the Court of Public Opinion, though, so you won't find it in the history books.
Post you from a different era
It's a cop-out, I know, but for real I wasn't allowed to take any photos of the inside of that nuclear submarine, so...
It's a cop-out, I know, but for real I wasn't allowed to take any photos of the inside of that nuclear submarine, so...
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Post you from a different era
It's a cop-out, I know, but for real I wasn't allowed to take any photos of the inside of that nuclear submarine, so...
It's a cop-out, I know, but for real I wasn't allowed to take any photos of the inside of that nuclear submarine, so...
This was back before the invention of cheese or chocolate.
Also before the invention of cows, which is why the milk was from donkeys. Also-also before the invention of food, which is why they used radishes.
Also before the invention of cows, which is why the milk was from donkeys. Also-also before the invention of food, which is why they used radishes.
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This was back before the invention of cheese or chocolate.
Also before the invention of cows, which is why the milk was from donkeys. Also-also before the invention of food, which is why they used radishes.
Also before the invention of cows, which is why the milk was from donkeys. Also-also before the invention of food, which is why they used radishes.