people always stereotype Canadians as being polite, and its not true at all. We are passive-agressive weirdos who live in isolated weird places and the sooner we make peace with that the better

best we've got right now is Murdoch Mysteries, a detective show set in late 1800's Toronto, where the lead characters regularly invent modern technology by accident. Detective Murdoch created the Roomba. Tatiana Maslany's brother plays a gay jewish cop. It's incredible.

If it's worth anything, I misread that as "tall white spider" which sounds worse? So at least it wasn't that.

Adds flavour

And he'd be right!

Ed's not doing it on purpose.
He swears.

Let me propose an alternative option based on my own expe with free vendor shirts: what if they don't quite fit his chest?
They're fine everywhere else.

((I consider shirts and other vendor merch partial compensation for having to deal with their bullshit all the time.))

Does he, like me, also sometimes go on rants about the ethics of the company whose dirty he is wearing at the time?

(Asks the person who owns free shirts from several academic publishers and edutech companies but regularly complains about how these things are fucking academia.)

Ed trying so hard to be menacing but it is difficult when you are 1/100th the size of a plush bed you are sharing the scene with XD

...I dunno Iz, are the toes a necessity? >.>;

aggressive or trying to shame you when they're like "wow, you're eating a lot of that" but it just didn't occur to you so you always respond with some sort of "yeah, cause it's SO GOOD" excitement. Maybe tempered with "I'll make sure everyone's gotten some before I take more tho" if it's communal