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⚓🧭⚓ | Pirate scum | 40s | 🔞 | They/She | 🏴☠️ | #izzycanyon
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I love many fidgets myself actually. This guy belonged on the shelf though. It's the correct position.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love many fidgets myself actually. This guy belonged on the shelf though. It's the correct position.
Helluva juxtaposition on the timeline
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Helluva juxtaposition on the timeline
My throat still feels like shit and hot toddies really do help but unfortunately you can't just drink mostly whisky before going into work. (This one is from last night)
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My throat still feels like shit and hot toddies really do help but unfortunately you can't just drink mostly whisky before going into work. (This one is from last night)
Went to the oldest general store in the area and got a bag of Izzy's blend
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Went to the oldest general store in the area and got a bag of Izzy's blend
Went to get a haircut yesterday, had to use not my regular hairdresser because of timing stuff, asked for this haircut and got some fuckass Karen-style haircut instead. I'm so annoyed.
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Went to get a haircut yesterday, had to use not my regular hairdresser because of timing stuff, asked for this haircut and got some fuckass Karen-style haircut instead. I'm so annoyed.
I love him too, but this PARTICULAR shot of him makes me think of nothing except
September 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love him too, but this PARTICULAR shot of him makes me think of nothing except
Hm, my dash did a thing. @cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social @cecillusive.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hm, my dash did a thing. @cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social @cecillusive.bsky.social
Got a bit of a sunburn at the beach today, but I also found this little guy abandoned in the waves, so it evens out
August 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Got a bit of a sunburn at the beach today, but I also found this little guy abandoned in the waves, so it evens out
When Archie talks about being in a snake cult, I imagine it as a revival of the cult of Glycon, founded by famous fraudster Alexander of Abonoteichus, btw. Complete with a brand new snake puppet for them to worship.
August 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When Archie talks about being in a snake cult, I imagine it as a revival of the cult of Glycon, founded by famous fraudster Alexander of Abonoteichus, btw. Complete with a brand new snake puppet for them to worship.
Finally, a perfume made for Kate Beaton's 1980s business woman.
August 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finally, a perfume made for Kate Beaton's 1980s business woman.
Stede has been doing this to Ed since they've been married (or Ed has been doing it to Stede, I can't decide who would be who here), but when Izzy joins the relationship he actually keeps the fridge clean and tosses out the grody jar of hate jam, and during the next Ed/Stede fight the secret is out.
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Stede has been doing this to Ed since they've been married (or Ed has been doing it to Stede, I can't decide who would be who here), but when Izzy joins the relationship he actually keeps the fridge clean and tosses out the grody jar of hate jam, and during the next Ed/Stede fight the secret is out.
*sigh*
We could have fucking avoided this
We could have fucking avoided this
July 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*sigh*
We could have fucking avoided this
We could have fucking avoided this
I feel like this one's too easy. Literally just Fettering daydreaming about him getting to kiss THE Izzy Hands and his gruff henchmen after hearing Stede tell the story about besting Izzy. The little colourful hearts are part of Jeffery's shoujo filter for the scene.
July 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel like this one's too easy. Literally just Fettering daydreaming about him getting to kiss THE Izzy Hands and his gruff henchmen after hearing Stede tell the story about besting Izzy. The little colourful hearts are part of Jeffery's shoujo filter for the scene.
My cat keeps looking around like she's never noticed the yard has trees before.
June 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My cat keeps looking around like she's never noticed the yard has trees before.
I'm not here, shhhhhhhhhh
May 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm not here, shhhhhhhhhh
I bought this one. The world as it exists will not let me be a wizard riding a bike with a tiny dragon in my basket, but at least I can have this.
May 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I bought this one. The world as it exists will not let me be a wizard riding a bike with a tiny dragon in my basket, but at least I can have this.
...... Look it's election night, can you blame me?
April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
...... Look it's election night, can you blame me?
Shiny space boots!
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Shiny space boots!
You'd think this would be the reason I don't want to go into work today, but actually it's because I don't want to deal with the fucking people there.
February 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You'd think this would be the reason I don't want to go into work today, but actually it's because I don't want to deal with the fucking people there.
I have never had a more visceral reaction to a product recall in my life. Oh my GOD.
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have never had a more visceral reaction to a product recall in my life. Oh my GOD.
Me, who has spent the past week trying to drag my institution single-handedly into actually doing something about the world situation while also openly fighting with management about their shitty fucking treatment of my colleagues and I while also preparing to go on strike: yeah okay fair enough
February 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me, who has spent the past week trying to drag my institution single-handedly into actually doing something about the world situation while also openly fighting with management about their shitty fucking treatment of my colleagues and I while also preparing to go on strike: yeah okay fair enough