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“We Didn’t Watch Brain Rot When I Was Your Age” Says Millennial Who Can Recite Every YTMND Meme From Memory

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“We Didn’t Watch Brain Rot When I Was Your Age” Says Millennial Who Can Recite Every YTMND Meme From Memory
MINNEAPOLIS, Min. — Brian Howard, 40, spent upwards of an hour fruitlessly explaining to his nephew that brain rot videos did not exist when he…
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April 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Same, medieval dudes. Same.
A medieval illustration showing two people pointing at a figure in the lower right corner who looks like he's trying to take off his chainmail but has gotten it stuck while it's over his head. The caption reads: "When I'm drunk AF and try to take off a turtleneck."
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Please Like Me
Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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March 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"Gamers' Rights" Convention Panel Immediately Devolves Into Fiery Defense of Lolicon
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"Gamers' Rights" Convention Panel Immediately Devolves Into Fiery Defense of Lolicon
BISMARK, N.D. — A panel titled “Go Woke, I’ll Fucking Kill You” that took place at the first annual “Gamers’ Rights” convention at the Bismark…
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February 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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That's one way to disarm the police
June 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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With more than 2 million displaced Palestinians facing the threat of famine, USAID announced Monday it had fulfilled its pledge to provide food assistance, throwing a single PowerBar labeled “for Gaza” into the Atlantic Ocean.
Newest U.S. Aid Mission Just Single PowerBar Labeled ‘For Gaza’ Thrown Into Ocean
WASHINGTON—With more than 2 million displaced Palestinians facing the threat of famine, the U.S. Agency for International Development announced Monday it had fulfilled its pledge to provide food assis...
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June 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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biden's death pier was only ever a trojan horse
This is a crime against humanity

Also there's up to 9000 Palestinians being held hostage by Israel
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Biden’s “aid pier” is used to help massacre 210+ people in Gaza, mostly civilians, many of them children, some of them reportedly captives. American forces were brought in for the operation on “aid trucks”. 4 individuals were retrieved, giving an apparent 52 to 1 value ratio on human life by Israel.
Tweet from Quds News Network: According to Axios, citing a U.S. administration official, the American hostages unit in Israel assisted in the release of the four Israeli captives in Gaza. Footage published by an Israeli occupation soldier confirms Israel's use of the American temporary pier in central Gaza during its offensive operations in the Al-Nuseirat refugee camp. Reports from Gaza indicate that the unit sneaked into the camp inside a truck carrying humanitarian aid that came from the floating pier.
June 9, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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Joe Biden is facilitating genocide.
June 8, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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When I find a Snickers bar between the cushions and it's only a little smooshed with the wrapper still in tact
Movie screencap from Star wars showing palpatine saying "a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
December 2, 2023 at 9:44 AM
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"The data shows that the number of people becoming destitute is currently outstripping our ability to set up new correctional facilities to imprison them."
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
WASHINGTON—A concerning new study released Monday by the Federal Bureau of Prisons found that the nation’s poverty is growing faster than officials can build prisons. “The data shows that the nu...
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November 6, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone's Student Loan Debt by 1%
Liberal Hackers Break Into Secure Federal Data Center and Erase Everyone's Student Loan Debt by 1%
A group of moderate hackers have broken into a federal data center, erasing student loan debt across the United States by a total of 1%.
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November 7, 2023 at 8:00 PM