window cat
@windowcat.bsky.social
i’m here to write shitposts and get followers and i’m all out of shitposts
anyone else think cuomo just didn’t write a concession speech so he’s basically reading what he had?
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
anyone else think cuomo just didn’t write a concession speech so he’s basically reading what he had?
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trump 2016: space force in the military
trump 2020: forced spaces in the military
trump 2020: forced spaces in the military
My god the kerning on "U.S. Department of War" is itself send-them-to-the-Hague-worthy.
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
trump 2016: space force in the military
trump 2020: forced spaces in the military
trump 2020: forced spaces in the military
i was the 912th like on this post and that’s how i helped stop 9/11.
The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i was the 912th like on this post and that’s how i helped stop 9/11.
the chip i dropped between my couch cushions
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the chip i dropped between my couch cushions
AI for AI makes the whole world dumb
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
AI for AI makes the whole world dumb
tree wizard. he claps his hands and creates a balloon.
July 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
tree wizard. he claps his hands and creates a balloon.
HBO Max is changing their name to HBO Max
May 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
HBO Max is changing their name to HBO Max
it’s just water weight
Wow.
Weight Waters has filed for bankruptcy….the power of Ozempic and Mounjaro.
Weight Waters has filed for bankruptcy….the power of Ozempic and Mounjaro.
May 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it’s just water weight
@bencollins.bsky.social what’s going on here 👀
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social what’s going on here 👀
Me every time I see someone working for Elon musk
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me every time I see someone working for Elon musk
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i refuse to take shortcuts to fame (posting photos of my cat) i’m going to do it the hard way (posting stuff nobody wants to read)
July 8, 2023 at 12:41 AM
i refuse to take shortcuts to fame (posting photos of my cat) i’m going to do it the hard way (posting stuff nobody wants to read)
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if you block me, block me with a wall of bricks in a wine cellar. then try to find a way to live with the guilt.
you can’t
you can’t
July 17, 2023 at 3:22 AM
if you block me, block me with a wall of bricks in a wine cellar. then try to find a way to live with the guilt.
you can’t
you can’t
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“we can’t all be winners”
-me coming in dead last
-me coming in dead last
July 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
“we can’t all be winners”
-me coming in dead last
-me coming in dead last
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it just rained on me
or is god peeing
or is god peeing
July 19, 2023 at 2:09 AM
it just rained on me
or is god peeing
or is god peeing
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the 90s: talking about Friends in the office
the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends
The great beyond: lord help us i know not
the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends
The great beyond: lord help us i know not
July 19, 2023 at 2:15 AM
the 90s: talking about Friends in the office
the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends
The great beyond: lord help us i know not
the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends
The great beyond: lord help us i know not
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when you know you’ve posted a banger
July 19, 2023 at 3:17 AM
when you know you’ve posted a banger
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how you like dis course
July 21, 2023 at 1:19 AM
how you like dis course
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me: staring incredulously at IKEA instructions.
IKEA instructions:
IKEA instructions:
July 22, 2023 at 1:08 AM
me: staring incredulously at IKEA instructions.
IKEA instructions:
IKEA instructions:
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if i found a genie in a lamp i wouldn’t make wishes. i’d just decorate with it then be like “that’s my genie in a lamp” to everyone who came over.
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
if i found a genie in a lamp i wouldn’t make wishes. i’d just decorate with it then be like “that’s my genie in a lamp” to everyone who came over.
reacquainting myself with this app after about a year away like…where’s alf ?
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
reacquainting myself with this app after about a year away like…where’s alf ?
my favorite justin timberlake songs
June 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
my favorite justin timberlake songs
It’s actually Patrick
Jesus Mahomes is only 28.
February 12, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It’s actually Patrick