window cat
@windowcat.bsky.social
i’m here to write shitposts and get followers and i’m all out of shitposts
the chip i dropped between my couch cushions
August 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the chip i dropped between my couch cushions
@bencollins.bsky.social what’s going on here 👀
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social what’s going on here 👀
Me every time I see someone working for Elon musk
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me every time I see someone working for Elon musk
my favorite justin timberlake songs
June 22, 2024 at 1:52 AM
my favorite justin timberlake songs
i asked midjourney for “a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving."
November 7, 2023 at 7:12 PM
i asked midjourney for “a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving."
not even the vacuum in the background could make her look less noble
October 31, 2023 at 1:06 AM
not even the vacuum in the background could make her look less noble
weather app got really honest about sunday.
September 23, 2023 at 1:27 AM
weather app got really honest about sunday.
“one egg is forty eggs?!”
—peppa pig
—peppa pig
August 28, 2023 at 12:06 AM
“one egg is forty eggs?!”
—peppa pig
—peppa pig
Driver? Cruse? i wonder how they got those roles.
July 27, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Driver? Cruse? i wonder how they got those roles.
curious if bluesky will mark my ceiling light as sexually suggestive. because we all know it is.
July 22, 2023 at 1:30 AM
curious if bluesky will mark my ceiling light as sexually suggestive. because we all know it is.
slowly getting stupider used to be something only humanity did smh
July 21, 2023 at 3:22 PM
slowly getting stupider used to be something only humanity did smh
i’ve gotten up at 3am three times to try to get these tickets, finally got them in my cart and:
July 20, 2023 at 8:20 AM
i’ve gotten up at 3am three times to try to get these tickets, finally got them in my cart and:
when you know you’ve posted a banger
July 19, 2023 at 3:17 AM
when you know you’ve posted a banger
my brain at 11pm: i have so many funny posts
my brain when i need to write funny stuff for work all day:
my brain when i need to write funny stuff for work all day:
July 18, 2023 at 3:08 AM
my brain at 11pm: i have so many funny posts
my brain when i need to write funny stuff for work all day:
my brain when i need to write funny stuff for work all day:
