Wilmington Banjo
@wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social
Queer librarian in a corn field. Former fat kid, current fat adult.
Pinned
Because I have new followers:
Name: Bill
Age: 51
Pronouns: Any with respect.
Location: Lafayette, IN
Hobbies/vocations: Librarian by trade. I enjoy watching movies from before I was born, art, music, drag, eating, and constant anxiety.
Reskeet w/ your introduction!
Name: Bill
Age: 51
Pronouns: Any with respect.
Location: Lafayette, IN
Hobbies/vocations: Librarian by trade. I enjoy watching movies from before I was born, art, music, drag, eating, and constant anxiety.
Reskeet w/ your introduction!
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Hyperballad - Robyn (Björk Cover)
YouTube video by Polar Music Prize
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Pulp
Sparks
Chaka Khan, Patti Labelle, Stephanie Mills, and Gladys Knight
Janelle Monae
The Breeders, I think?
Sparks
Chaka Khan, Patti Labelle, Stephanie Mills, and Gladys Knight
Janelle Monae
The Breeders, I think?
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Cyndi Lauper
Green Day with Rancid
The Pretenders
Alanis Morissette with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Adam Ant with the English Beat
Cyndi Lauper
Green Day with Rancid
The Pretenders
Alanis Morissette with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Adam Ant with the English Beat
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Minus The Bear
Shelia E
OMD
Kraftwerk
They Might Be Giants
Minus The Bear
Shelia E
OMD
Kraftwerk
They Might Be Giants
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pulp
Sparks
Chaka Khan, Patti Labelle, Stephanie Mills, and Gladys Knight
Janelle Monae
The Breeders, I think?
Sparks
Chaka Khan, Patti Labelle, Stephanie Mills, and Gladys Knight
Janelle Monae
The Breeders, I think?
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Top five film genres:
Technicolor melodrama that you can either laugh at or cry with depending on your mood
Musicals the sheer existence of which is genuinely baffling
Old dark house mysteries
Stylish Italian interior with a bottle of J&B
Films by enthusiastic amateurs
Technicolor melodrama that you can either laugh at or cry with depending on your mood
Musicals the sheer existence of which is genuinely baffling
Old dark house mysteries
Stylish Italian interior with a bottle of J&B
Films by enthusiastic amateurs
Top five film genres
threadbare real world locations shot in and then moved on from in an afternoon
Zombies standing in as the thing that is so horrible we can't look at it
Car goes vroom
Crime is the underpinning of all human endeavor
The past never ever died. The future might not be.
threadbare real world locations shot in and then moved on from in an afternoon
Zombies standing in as the thing that is so horrible we can't look at it
Car goes vroom
Crime is the underpinning of all human endeavor
The past never ever died. The future might not be.
Top five film genres:
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
guy goes looking for Alfredo Garcia's head
guy joins the army and finds he can't die, uses this to figure out how to defeat the aliens after dying horribly about 1000 times
80s italian zombie movies
woman meets Cary Grant, he's an asshole, they fall in love
same but John Wayne
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Top five film genres:
Technicolor melodrama that you can either laugh at or cry with depending on your mood
Musicals the sheer existence of which is genuinely baffling
Old dark house mysteries
Stylish Italian interior with a bottle of J&B
Films by enthusiastic amateurs
Technicolor melodrama that you can either laugh at or cry with depending on your mood
Musicals the sheer existence of which is genuinely baffling
Old dark house mysteries
Stylish Italian interior with a bottle of J&B
Films by enthusiastic amateurs
Wouldn't it be tragic if someone "Masque of the Red Death"ed them?
"The ultrawealthy are wielding their growing fortunes to glide through a rarefied realm unencumbered by the inconveniences of ordinary life. They don’t wait in lines. They don’t jostle with airport crowds or idle unnecessarily in traffic."
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy
In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
www.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wouldn't it be tragic if someone "Masque of the Red Death"ed them?
I just had a job interview that I can only compare to the ending of "Flowers for Algernon." Literally every word I said was a little less coherent than the last. I wanted to apologize.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just had a job interview that I can only compare to the ending of "Flowers for Algernon." Literally every word I said was a little less coherent than the last. I wanted to apologize.
I'm reading a book of Poe's short stories, and I realize he was pivotal in the development of detective fiction, but the Dupin stories are like reading contracts for fun. I've been toiling through "The Mystery of Marie Rogêt" for a week.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm reading a book of Poe's short stories, and I realize he was pivotal in the development of detective fiction, but the Dupin stories are like reading contracts for fun. I've been toiling through "The Mystery of Marie Rogêt" for a week.
🎶 It's fun to stay at the fun staying place, it's fun to stay at the fun staying place! 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🎶 It's fun to stay at the fun staying place, it's fun to stay at the fun staying place! 🎵
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If you make fun of Dick Cheney today you are really making fun of all YOUR friends who've shot THEIR friends in the face in a hunting "accident" and also all your friends who masterminded Iraq War II
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you make fun of Dick Cheney today you are really making fun of all YOUR friends who've shot THEIR friends in the face in a hunting "accident" and also all your friends who masterminded Iraq War II
Applied for Collection Development Manager at my current library. It's a lateral move, and it means staying in Indiana longer than I planned, but I'm very qualified -- I've literally already done this on a smaller scale -- and it would help me get to where I want to be professionally.
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Applied for Collection Development Manager at my current library. It's a lateral move, and it means staying in Indiana longer than I planned, but I'm very qualified -- I've literally already done this on a smaller scale -- and it would help me get to where I want to be professionally.
If there's not a drag queen named Mudflap, there should be
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If there's not a drag queen named Mudflap, there should be
"Other duties as required" of the day: dragging the remains of a deer into the taller grass so that you can't see it from the storybook walk.
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Other duties as required" of the day: dragging the remains of a deer into the taller grass so that you can't see it from the storybook walk.
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OMG, it's the trans argument all over again! The majority cannot have a little bit of fascism as a treat! You cannot isolate a people of a particular race, gender, religion, ability, etc. and say it's okay to abuse them as long as everyone else is allowed to thrive. Get bent.
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
OMG, it's the trans argument all over again! The majority cannot have a little bit of fascism as a treat! You cannot isolate a people of a particular race, gender, religion, ability, etc. and say it's okay to abuse them as long as everyone else is allowed to thrive. Get bent.
I can’t wrap my head around the fact that Boris Karloff was shorter than Bella Lugosi. I just don’t know what to believe anymore.
October 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can’t wrap my head around the fact that Boris Karloff was shorter than Bella Lugosi. I just don’t know what to believe anymore.
Swifties absolutely determined to wrest the title of most toxic fanbase from Drag Race fans.
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Swifties absolutely determined to wrest the title of most toxic fanbase from Drag Race fans.
Velma is a TERF, I just know it.
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Velma is a TERF, I just know it.
Faggot on IG bitching about the progress flag is an instablock. See you in the camps, asshole!
September 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Faggot on IG bitching about the progress flag is an instablock. See you in the camps, asshole!
Robert Redford will live forever in midwestern recipe cards for a dessert called “Better Than Robert Redford”.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Robert Redford will live forever in midwestern recipe cards for a dessert called “Better Than Robert Redford”.
The guitarist at the Sparks show was swishy as hell and I’m obsessed with.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The guitarist at the Sparks show was swishy as hell and I’m obsessed with.
Seeing Sparks and Pulp in concert this week, because now’s the time to see all the bands I should have seen in the 1990s.
September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Seeing Sparks and Pulp in concert this week, because now’s the time to see all the bands I should have seen in the 1990s.
Trump did it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Trump did it.
I had a pretty good interview with a library in Southeast Michigan. It is possible that they hire someone local, or an internal candidate, but I am reasonably confident I didn’t just bomb. What else has been going on today?
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I had a pretty good interview with a library in Southeast Michigan. It is possible that they hire someone local, or an internal candidate, but I am reasonably confident I didn’t just bomb. What else has been going on today?
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Physically repulsed by the word ‘moobs’. Embrace the power of your rack dudes.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Physically repulsed by the word ‘moobs’. Embrace the power of your rack dudes.
When I went for my Covid vaccine, the pharmacist told me they were only allowed with underlying conditions. Thankfully, RFK doesn’t give a shit if fatties get ASD, or whatever the fuck the worms in his brain have convinced him the vaccine causes.
September 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When I went for my Covid vaccine, the pharmacist told me they were only allowed with underlying conditions. Thankfully, RFK doesn’t give a shit if fatties get ASD, or whatever the fuck the worms in his brain have convinced him the vaccine causes.