You think it’s bad after the first mission? God, you’re in for the worst ride of your life

“Blows monkey nuts” was a surprising thing to read too

This is what happens when you huff too much cradle gas

Congrats on beating the bullet sponges

I recently played Black Ops 2 and people only like about 4 maps, so when they add Standoff and Nuketown to Blops 6, it’s only going to get worse

My personal favourite is PRESERVE THE MEMORIES

See? Fun with friends! 5 stars!

Don’t worry, he’s got a dick joke later

When I played the Marathon Alpha, this was basically how I felt. Rummage through some boxes, sneak out, leave, followed by an overwhelming sense of “this is the next big thing, is it?”.

Brace yourself for Alien 3 if you decide to carry on

I’m now convinced a witch has hexed Piastri