Kimberly but with a T
@willowbottom.bsky.social
Speaker of snark. Player of puns. Reader of books. Baker of food. Runner of marathons. Thanks for all the fish. :: Twitter & Meta refugee. :: Rushed here to secure my handle.
I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
August 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Tennessee joining a list of states committed to making its residents as stupid and un-well-read as possible.
#BanBookBans #1A
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
#BanBookBans #1A
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bans - PEN America
The removals in Tennessee are the result of a growing political movement to control information through book banning.
pen.org
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tennessee joining a list of states committed to making its residents as stupid and un-well-read as possible.
#BanBookBans #1A
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
#BanBookBans #1A
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Generational garage sale humor.
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Generational garage sale humor.
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
May 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
Whatever irritation #GRRM feels is magnified 10-fold by his fans.
I have given up on ever reading #TheWindsOfWinter.
At this point, he's essentially a technology company who came out with a great product that he refuses to support.
www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
I have given up on ever reading #TheWindsOfWinter.
At this point, he's essentially a technology company who came out with a great product that he refuses to support.
www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin hits back at demands he finish the next book: "You don't care about anything but Winds of Winter. You've told me so often enough"
George R.R. Martin knows you want The Winds of Winter
www.gamesradar.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Whatever irritation #GRRM feels is magnified 10-fold by his fans.
I have given up on ever reading #TheWindsOfWinter.
At this point, he's essentially a technology company who came out with a great product that he refuses to support.
www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
I have given up on ever reading #TheWindsOfWinter.
At this point, he's essentially a technology company who came out with a great product that he refuses to support.
www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
May 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
I don't know who needs to read this right now, but getting #cancer is not karma.
I don't care if you're the best person in the world or the worst.
Maybe lifestyle had something to do with it, maybe genetics, maybe it was an accident of exposure, maybe a fluke.
But it's not #karma. So #STFU
I don't care if you're the best person in the world or the worst.
Maybe lifestyle had something to do with it, maybe genetics, maybe it was an accident of exposure, maybe a fluke.
But it's not #karma. So #STFU
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Kinda gross and extremely unprofessional of #Hilton.
#HiltonHotels #HiltonHonors
viewfromthewing.com/your-rate-ne...
#HiltonHotels #HiltonHonors
viewfromthewing.com/your-rate-ne...
'Your Rate Never Existed’: Hilton GM Cancels Diamond’s $288 Room, Offers It Back At $1,090 - View from the Wing
You expect rooms booked via Hilton to be honored, especially when these aren't '$1 a night mistake rates' but regular rates that the hotel usually sells rooms for. Especially for Diamond members! And ...
viewfromthewing.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kinda gross and extremely unprofessional of #Hilton.
#HiltonHotels #HiltonHonors
viewfromthewing.com/your-rate-ne...
#HiltonHotels #HiltonHonors
viewfromthewing.com/your-rate-ne...
It's the time of year when I ask life's important questions:
- Is it a virus or allergies?
- Is it sinus pressure or are my teething rotting out of my head?
- Is Trump's presidency over yet?
- Is it a virus or allergies?
- Is it sinus pressure or are my teething rotting out of my head?
- Is Trump's presidency over yet?
May 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's the time of year when I ask life's important questions:
- Is it a virus or allergies?
- Is it sinus pressure or are my teething rotting out of my head?
- Is Trump's presidency over yet?
- Is it a virus or allergies?
- Is it sinus pressure or are my teething rotting out of my head?
- Is Trump's presidency over yet?
There have been times I haven't fit in.
But it's never been "I'm a Tesla surrounded by trucks in Montana" not fit in.
#Tesla #Montana #MontanaTough
But it's never been "I'm a Tesla surrounded by trucks in Montana" not fit in.
#Tesla #Montana #MontanaTough
May 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
There have been times I haven't fit in.
But it's never been "I'm a Tesla surrounded by trucks in Montana" not fit in.
#Tesla #Montana #MontanaTough
But it's never been "I'm a Tesla surrounded by trucks in Montana" not fit in.
#Tesla #Montana #MontanaTough
Darigold milk crates, freshly lifted from the back of a grocery store! Only $5 each!
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
May 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Darigold milk crates, freshly lifted from the back of a grocery store! Only $5 each!
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
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Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
My mother: "You have dark hair. People with dark hair don't burn."
Me.
Me.
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My mother: "You have dark hair. People with dark hair don't burn."
Me.
Me.
Finally! Science has conclusively proven who my ancestors are!
April 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Finally! Science has conclusively proven who my ancestors are!
Do you ever finish your day by thinking, "Today really sucked. Hugh Jackman can't marry me soon enough."
No? Only me?
Well, then.
No? Only me?
Well, then.
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Do you ever finish your day by thinking, "Today really sucked. Hugh Jackman can't marry me soon enough."
No? Only me?
Well, then.
No? Only me?
Well, then.
With the passing of Pope Francis, another light leaves this troubled world.
I hope the last thing he said to #Vance was to tell him to repent the last 10 years of his life and be a good human.
#popefrancis #heisrisen
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
I hope the last thing he said to #Vance was to tell him to repent the last 10 years of his life and be a good human.
#popefrancis #heisrisen
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Pope Francis: tributes paid after head of Catholic church dies aged 88 – latest updates
Pope Francis, history’s first Latin American pontiff who was revered by millions of Catholics around the world, has died after a respiratory illness
www.theguardian.com
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
With the passing of Pope Francis, another light leaves this troubled world.
I hope the last thing he said to #Vance was to tell him to repent the last 10 years of his life and be a good human.
#popefrancis #heisrisen
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
I hope the last thing he said to #Vance was to tell him to repent the last 10 years of his life and be a good human.
#popefrancis #heisrisen
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Reposted by Kimberly but with a T
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
Political satire or glimpse into the future?
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@theguardian.com #NeverTrump
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@theguardian.com #NeverTrump
The Nobel is just the start: 16 imagined victories for Donald Trump | Ariel Dorfman
The president has made clear he wants the prestigious prize. That’s just one of many honors to come
www.theguardian.com
April 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Political satire or glimpse into the future?
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@theguardian.com #NeverTrump
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
@theguardian.com #NeverTrump
Athletic people as kids, receiving gifts: "Ewww, socks?"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
April 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Athletic people as kids, receiving gifts: "Ewww, socks?"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
AI generated picture of me, based on my boyfriend's description of me:
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
April 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI generated picture of me, based on my boyfriend's description of me:
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
Reposted by Kimberly but with a T
This from @jdcivicscience.bsky.social nails why small town, red America is not turning on Trump.
April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This from @jdcivicscience.bsky.social nails why small town, red America is not turning on Trump.
Of all the lies told by over-the-counter drugs, the greatest is "provides 24-hour relief from allergies."
#AllergySeason #AllergySufferer #IHateGrassAndRagweed
#AllergySeason #AllergySufferer #IHateGrassAndRagweed
April 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Of all the lies told by over-the-counter drugs, the greatest is "provides 24-hour relief from allergies."
#AllergySeason #AllergySufferer #IHateGrassAndRagweed
#AllergySeason #AllergySufferer #IHateGrassAndRagweed