Kimberly but with a T
@willowbottom.bsky.social
Speaker of snark. Player of puns. Reader of books. Baker of food. Runner of marathons. Thanks for all the fish. :: Twitter & Meta refugee. :: Rushed here to secure my handle.
I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I suppose if men were to develop googly eyes, that's where they would form.
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
August 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time criticize others."
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
--- Table edge at @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social (formerly an #Oregon company)
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
August 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Neighbor: Come over for a glass of wine. Nothing special.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: Okay, let me get cleaned up and presentable and I'll be right over.
My definition of cleaned up and presentable.
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me: "My to-be-read pile is huge. Must stop buying books."
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Also Me: "I need more books."
#ReadersOfBlueSky #BooksOfBlueSky #TheEternalStruggle
Generational garage sale humor.
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Generational garage sale humor.
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
May 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Is that one thing "the desire to run"?
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
May 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hudson's Bay in Vancouver is closing. Floors of merch up to 90% off.
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
Also... how much fun could we have with these?!
Darigold milk crates, freshly lifted from the back of a grocery store! Only $5 each!
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
May 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Darigold milk crates, freshly lifted from the back of a grocery store! Only $5 each!
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
#VintageMarket #FortMissoula
My mother: "You have dark hair. People with dark hair don't burn."
Me.
Me.
May 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My mother: "You have dark hair. People with dark hair don't burn."
Me.
Me.
Finally! Science has conclusively proven who my ancestors are!
April 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Finally! Science has conclusively proven who my ancestors are!
Athletic people as kids, receiving gifts: "Ewww, socks?"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
April 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Athletic people as kids, receiving gifts: "Ewww, socks?"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
Athletic people as adults, receiving gifts: "OMG, socks? Thank you!"
AI generated picture of me, based on my boyfriend's description of me:
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
April 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AI generated picture of me, based on my boyfriend's description of me:
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
- big eyes
- troll feet
- otter hands
Anxious expression added by AI generator...but not wrong. Fashion choices are definitely on point.
#selfie
Today I visited the home of Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald in #Montgomery, #Alabama. Personally, I thought their car would be nicer.
Also, not a single Fitzgerald book in the library. #historichomes
Also, not a single Fitzgerald book in the library. #historichomes
April 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today I visited the home of Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald in #Montgomery, #Alabama. Personally, I thought their car would be nicer.
Also, not a single Fitzgerald book in the library. #historichomes
Also, not a single Fitzgerald book in the library. #historichomes
It's that time of year when I marvel at how white my legs are...and then realize I'm looking at them through sunglasses.
April 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's that time of year when I marvel at how white my legs are...and then realize I'm looking at them through sunglasses.
Who's gonna tell Quaker Man Larry?
April 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Who's gonna tell Quaker Man Larry?
I have no idea how many dogs it's going to take for you to have a good day today, so I am giving you a picture of all of them.
#Allthedogs #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed #DogsofBluesky
#Allthedogs #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed #DogsofBluesky
March 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I have no idea how many dogs it's going to take for you to have a good day today, so I am giving you a picture of all of them.
#Allthedogs #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed #DogsofBluesky
#Allthedogs #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed #DogsofBluesky
Today I hit my goal weight: Lo.
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today I hit my goal weight: Lo.
"The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#pdx #portland #oregon #walkabout
-- Thomas Jefferson
#pdx #portland #oregon #walkabout
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#pdx #portland #oregon #walkabout
-- Thomas Jefferson
#pdx #portland #oregon #walkabout
March 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I lost a dog poop. I know for sure it is somewhere in this picture. Please find it for me.
March 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I lost a dog poop. I know for sure it is somewhere in this picture. Please find it for me.
People who say middle-aged women aren't sexy, BEHOLD AND SHIELD YOUR EYES!
March 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People who say middle-aged women aren't sexy, BEHOLD AND SHIELD YOUR EYES!
March 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's official. Listening to Trump talk causes death.
March 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It's official. Listening to Trump talk causes death.
My kid asked me to buy some eggs at the grocery store tonight.
Is this what they're supposed to look like?
#SoMuchWinning
Is this what they're supposed to look like?
#SoMuchWinning
February 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My kid asked me to buy some eggs at the grocery store tonight.
Is this what they're supposed to look like?
#SoMuchWinning
Is this what they're supposed to look like?
#SoMuchWinning