Will
willjar313.bsky.social
Will
@willjar313.bsky.social
Geek, Twitter Refugee, Agent of Chaos.
Y'know, the usual.
So does the current "Get this AI shit the fuck off my machine" work on this new crap, or do we have to wait for an update?
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm not saying anyone SHOULD trick this dipshit into walking onstage to circus music by selling him and his staff on this awesome song called Entrance of the Gladiators.
But I AM saying that if anyone wanted to, it'd probably be super easy, and *very* funny.
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm reminded of Act 3 of Portal 2, where the facility's reactor is slowly going critical and Wheatley "fixes" the problem by trying to disable the alarm announcements, and he can't even manage *that* correctly.
August 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will bet real money this leads to a salmonella outbreak that musk responds to with some out of touch, inane gibberish like "We don't even serve seafood."
Bonus points if it's absolute bullshit and someone posts the menu clearly having seafood on it.
July 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Little more expensive but just as simple: A crockpot or slow cooker.
Dump in some boneless pork chops and spaghetti sauce in the morning, it's ready by afternoon.
A little instant rice and you have a simple, delicious, and cheap meal, and possibly leftover sauce for pasta later.
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Will
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I feel like none of these people got past the first 15 minutes of Pinnochio.
All they got was "Wishing will make it a real boy!" and everything else went out the other ear.
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is literally the stupidest circle I have ever had the displeasure of watching a bunch of dipshits go around, and I grew up with my father watching NASCAR.
Least as far as I know, Jeff Gordon or whoever doesn't set a hundred million dollars on fire every time they make a left turn.
June 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM