William Shamspeare
@williamshamspeare.bsky.social
'Tis I, William Shamspeare!
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I saw a sign outside someone's house the other day saying "thank you for picking up your dog's poos", and as someone who doesn't own a dog I feel like maybe I deserve a little sign thanking me for not pooing everywhere as well. "Thanks for not pooing everywhere, Cyriak" You're welcome
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I saw a sign outside someone's house the other day saying "thank you for picking up your dog's poos", and as someone who doesn't own a dog I feel like maybe I deserve a little sign thanking me for not pooing everywhere as well. "Thanks for not pooing everywhere, Cyriak" You're welcome
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For any astronomers following me, the correct pronunciation of Uranus is "your anus". That includes the gap between the 2 words and also pointing directly at whoever you are saying it to
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
For any astronomers following me, the correct pronunciation of Uranus is "your anus". That includes the gap between the 2 words and also pointing directly at whoever you are saying it to
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Congratulations on reaching the Bathroom. Unfortunately, ENA cannot be forgiven.
Not now, not ever.
#art #ENA #enadreambbq #theodora #enafanart
Not now, not ever.
#art #ENA #enadreambbq #theodora #enafanart
June 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Congratulations on reaching the Bathroom. Unfortunately, ENA cannot be forgiven.
Not now, not ever.
#art #ENA #enadreambbq #theodora #enafanart
Not now, not ever.
#art #ENA #enadreambbq #theodora #enafanart
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"All of your sins are now forgotten.
Ascend to the toilet of GOD and wipe the quilt off of your face..."
"our beloved angel."
#ENA #Theodora #Enadreambbq #JoelG
Ascend to the toilet of GOD and wipe the quilt off of your face..."
"our beloved angel."
#ENA #Theodora #Enadreambbq #JoelG
June 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"All of your sins are now forgotten.
Ascend to the toilet of GOD and wipe the quilt off of your face..."
"our beloved angel."
#ENA #Theodora #Enadreambbq #JoelG
Ascend to the toilet of GOD and wipe the quilt off of your face..."
"our beloved angel."
#ENA #Theodora #Enadreambbq #JoelG
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now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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the world 'alive' stylized into a grasshopper
October 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
the world 'alive' stylized into a grasshopper
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@heartbreak-k.bsky.social Video Game... Underground... has the best video games in town... I keep forgetting about this site lmao
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@heartbreak-k.bsky.social Video Game... Underground... has the best video games in town... I keep forgetting about this site lmao
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I just got a VERY interesting email that allies in congress were upset that so many of my readers were calling about the anti-trans provisions. I'm here to say: good. I won't let them throw our rights under the bus by cover of night.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
1. It's shutdown day, and anti-trans provisions are on the line... either today, or in a few more weeks if a clean continuing resolution passes.
Trump posted a video this morning blaming a shutdown on trans people and immigrants.
Here is your shutdown guide.
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Trump posted a video this morning blaming a shutdown on trans people and immigrants.
Here is your shutdown guide.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Shutdown Day Guide For LGBTQ+ People: "Continuing Resolutions" And New Anti-Trans Posts From The White House
Shutdown day is here, and there has been a lot of competing coverage on Republican priorities, Democrat's demands, and what shutdown politics means for LGBTQ+ people in America.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just got a VERY interesting email that allies in congress were upset that so many of my readers were calling about the anti-trans provisions. I'm here to say: good. I won't let them throw our rights under the bus by cover of night.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
All's that to say, keep up the calls. They're hearing you.
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Check out this new music video I made for Adam Buxton. Its got robots and everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iV...
Adam Buxton - Dancing in the Middle (Official Video)
YouTube video by Adam Buxton
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Check out this new music video I made for Adam Buxton. Its got robots and everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7iV...
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no donations in a month
September 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
no donations in a month
Aristotle Means zooted off the Thalasin+
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Aristotle Means zooted off the Thalasin+
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art for @williamshamspeare.bsky.social who wanted to see amiria from the papa louie games on a starlane stroll
September 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
art for @williamshamspeare.bsky.social who wanted to see amiria from the papa louie games on a starlane stroll
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the palestine 2025 charity bundle is live!!
it's a huge bundle of very cool games (Coffee Talk, Extreme Meatpunks, Spirit Swap, Roto Force, Moon Hunters...) and the proceeds go towards providing direct aid in Palestine
my game BOSSGAME is included too!! check it out!!
itch.io/b/2979/play-...
it's a huge bundle of very cool games (Coffee Talk, Extreme Meatpunks, Spirit Swap, Roto Force, Moon Hunters...) and the proceeds go towards providing direct aid in Palestine
my game BOSSGAME is included too!! check it out!!
itch.io/b/2979/play-...
September 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
the palestine 2025 charity bundle is live!!
it's a huge bundle of very cool games (Coffee Talk, Extreme Meatpunks, Spirit Swap, Roto Force, Moon Hunters...) and the proceeds go towards providing direct aid in Palestine
my game BOSSGAME is included too!! check it out!!
itch.io/b/2979/play-...
it's a huge bundle of very cool games (Coffee Talk, Extreme Meatpunks, Spirit Swap, Roto Force, Moon Hunters...) and the proceeds go towards providing direct aid in Palestine
my game BOSSGAME is included too!! check it out!!
itch.io/b/2979/play-...
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You ever just get so interested in something that you just can’t stop thinking about it?
It shouldn’t be something you’d ever consider but you have, and now it’s taken over a corner of your mind, resurfacing every so often.
It always comes back to the front of your mind, inescapable
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It shouldn’t be something you’d ever consider but you have, and now it’s taken over a corner of your mind, resurfacing every so often.
It always comes back to the front of your mind, inescapable
Pic related
July 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You ever just get so interested in something that you just can’t stop thinking about it?
It shouldn’t be something you’d ever consider but you have, and now it’s taken over a corner of your mind, resurfacing every so often.
It always comes back to the front of your mind, inescapable
Pic related
It shouldn’t be something you’d ever consider but you have, and now it’s taken over a corner of your mind, resurfacing every so often.
It always comes back to the front of your mind, inescapable
Pic related
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Someone should invent a lying machine. They should spend billions making it as convincing as possible, and then ask it to solve all our problems
July 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Someone should invent a lying machine. They should spend billions making it as convincing as possible, and then ask it to solve all our problems
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June 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM