William J Gorn
@williamjgorn.bsky.social
Cranky old reptile with delusions of literary grandeur.
Just for laughs, I asked a Magic 8 Ball at work yesterday if voluntary time off would be offered on Sunday. (Which has never happened during this peak time of year.) It was correct. 😱
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just for laughs, I asked a Magic 8 Ball at work yesterday if voluntary time off would be offered on Sunday. (Which has never happened during this peak time of year.) It was correct. 😱
I pack a lot of Bootlego(tm) at work. This is my favorite to date.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I pack a lot of Bootlego(tm) at work. This is my favorite to date.
I didn't know they had changed the name of Colon Blow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I didn't know they had changed the name of Colon Blow.
Spaceballs, the Bootlego set! Does Mel Brooks know about this?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Spaceballs, the Bootlego set! Does Mel Brooks know about this?
This is the only people elevator in a 4 story building the size of an aircraft hangar. 🤬
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the only people elevator in a 4 story building the size of an aircraft hangar. 🤬
My five weeks of holiday shifts begins this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My five weeks of holiday shifts begins this morning.
Party City back from the dead!?Does this mean Staples will have Halloween stuff next year? 🎃
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Party City back from the dead!?Does this mean Staples will have Halloween stuff next year? 🎃
Do it with the hologram scene. 😄
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Do it with the hologram scene. 😄
Nice to see a horror con with a werewolf mascot.
www.creepiecon.com
www.creepiecon.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Nice to see a horror con with a werewolf mascot.
www.creepiecon.com
www.creepiecon.com
Speaking solely as a migraine sufferer since 2006...
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Speaking solely as a migraine sufferer since 2006...
I was thinking this was going to be the 2015 movie Krampus, but the graphic suggests otherwise?
www.universalhorrorunleashed.com/en/us/plan-y...
www.universalhorrorunleashed.com/en/us/plan-y...
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was thinking this was going to be the 2015 movie Krampus, but the graphic suggests otherwise?
www.universalhorrorunleashed.com/en/us/plan-y...
www.universalhorrorunleashed.com/en/us/plan-y...
It was cool when he appeared in an episode of Suoerboy.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It was cool when he appeared in an episode of Suoerboy.
If you're into pumpkins, Smart and Final has these little guys on clearance. (I got the candle version. Other two are a strobe and multicolor.) Might hoard some when they get under a buck since some Halloween decor never makes a return appearance. 🎃
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you're into pumpkins, Smart and Final has these little guys on clearance. (I got the candle version. Other two are a strobe and multicolor.) Might hoard some when they get under a buck since some Halloween decor never makes a return appearance. 🎃
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't think the naked ghost in the bathtub who turns into a rotting corpse when you make out with her will approve of this "renovation".
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't think the naked ghost in the bathtub who turns into a rotting corpse when you make out with her will approve of this "renovation".
The monster cereals this year have just about every non Disney owned Muppet monster pictured on the back. Even my favorite hideous thing Scred!
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The monster cereals this year have just about every non Disney owned Muppet monster pictured on the back. Even my favorite hideous thing Scred!
This guy needed more screentime in that.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This guy needed more screentime in that.
Even COBRA showed more respect.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Even COBRA showed more respect.
You had one job...
m.facebook.com/groups/retai...
m.facebook.com/groups/retai...
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You had one job...
m.facebook.com/groups/retai...
m.facebook.com/groups/retai...
Me trying to figure things out with company HR.
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me trying to figure things out with company HR.
Bloody clickbait.
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bloody clickbait.
Nice website too.
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nice website too.
Flu shot right now.
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Flu shot right now.
Or a lumberjack. 😉
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Or a lumberjack. 😉