William J Gorn
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William J Gorn
@williamjgorn.bsky.social
Cranky old reptile with delusions of literary grandeur.
Pinned
Some people have bats in their belfry. I have werewolves in my attic.🐺
Nice to see a horror con with a werewolf mascot.
www.creepiecon.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I was thinking this was going to be the 2015 movie Krampus, but the graphic suggests otherwise?

www.universalhorrorunleashed.com/en/us/plan-y...
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yay! There's going to be a Mummy 4. (A.K.A Sorry about that Tom Cruise one.) A Van Helsing crossover/cameo would be icing on the cake. Maybe we can get a werejakcal?
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you're into pumpkins, Smart and Final has these little guys on clearance. (I got the candle version. Other two are a strobe and multicolor.) Might hoard some when they get under a buck since some Halloween decor never makes a return appearance. 🎃
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't think the naked ghost in the bathtub who turns into a rotting corpse when you make out with her will approve of this "renovation".
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Werewolf smoke break.
www.instagram.com/p/DQFTOLxj1XX/
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been waiting a long time for Over The Hedge 2. 😄
youtu.be/7cHaMxAOujM?...
Pets on a Train - Official Trailer (2025)
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Please tell me this isn't ayy eye...🐺https://www.facebook.com/reel/1147702910205180?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me trying to figure things out with company HR.
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Disappointed that the CA Lottery didn't do Halloween themed scratchers this year. What the hey. 🎃
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bloody clickbait.
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Since the manager does not have the ability/authority to simply keep me doing the work that isn't wrecking my lower half, I have to stay home until while I muddle through the belly of the corporate beast over the phone and online to get an accomodation. Feels like a can of worms I'm about to open. 🤬
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Put in a request for time off in advance for a doctor appointment today. (Via the company app.) The request went unanswered until today's shift was over and denied without explanation. I don't think humans are even involved in the process anymore. 🤦
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If only...🎃
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Around 1990 or so I saw an amazing promo for The Twilight Zone set to "People are Strange" by The Doors. I only ever saw it on a now long defunct local station, so I thought it had been made in house. So happy to have found it again on the youtubes.
youtu.be/5HdAiv-iYaE?...
The Twilight Zone People Are Strange Promo
YouTube video by Vincent Dawn
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Flu shot right now.
October 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
@sodders.bsky.social Another one? 🐺https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNBjAcxvgYf/
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Caught a glimpse of this masterpiece in a youtube doc about Radio Shack. Somehow I had never seen the full commercial before. They had me at ALF and Devo. Kudos for Teen Wolf, and going deep cut with Bubo the owl. 😄
youtu.be/YpkixVDFpcI?...
RadioShack Super Bowl Ad 2014 - In With The New
YouTube video by DoFunky
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM