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Will Cohen
@williamcohen.bsky.social
MU Broadcast Journalist Class of 2027
San Diego Native
Let's Go Pads
How it feels to hang with the fellas and have 1 a.m. jacuzzi chats.
February 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Everyone was really like "Trump was so good! The economy was so good! He ran it like a business, and that's what we need!"

He proceeds to "run it like a business" by defunding the FAA and coincidentally 2 plane crashes within 24 hours of each other follow.

Maybe countries aren't "businesses"?
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
These cabinet confirmation hearings are giving signs that we're gonna have a loooong 4 years ahead of us.
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Do you think that astronauts on the ISS wait until they pass over their home to wave goodnight to their family or do they just kinda do a broad goodnight to the whole planet?
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Type shit.
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Yeah, you could call me disabled. I sprained my ankle the other day 😢
January 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Playing Wii Sports with the fellas and I forgot about the effect it has on me. An unrelenting competitive spirit comes loose, with reckless disregard to any friendships.
January 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I can't tell if it's sadder that Adrian Dittmann is actually a person and not Elon or the fact that we all collectively assumed it was a thing that Elon would do.
January 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus
About once a week I think fondly of my personal icon, the elephant who trampled a woman and then came back later to trample her some more at her funeral.
conversation I had with a ranger at Corbett National Tiger Reserve

me: whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle? Tiger?

him: elephant

me: what about in the water

him: elephant

me: you don't understand, I mean aquatic animal

him: no you don't understand, don't fuck with elephant
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My New Year's resolution for this year is to not let my team dictate my mood. (A sisyphean effort)
January 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The notion that minimum wage increases bring a 1:1 passthrough cost on the consumer is one that should be put to bed. Glad to see that we are moving in the right direction!
The minimum wage is set to rise in 23 states on Jan 1st, including to $15/hr in Illinois, Delaware, and Rhode Island.

Reminder that raising the minimum wage is good for workers, good for businesses, and good for the economy.

It's past time we did it on the federal level, too.
Minimum wage set to rise in 23 states next year as $15 an hour, and beyond, picks up steam
The minimum wage is going up in a record 23 states and 65 cities and counties in 2025. More areas are adopting $15 an hour - or higher - as pay floor
www.usatoday.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I think an underrated part of the Biden-Harris administration was Lina Khan in the FTC busting these big corporate mergers. Now with Trump taking the presidency he'll fire her, Elon Musk and every other corporate oligarch is going to be jumping for joy as every merger's passed.
December 16, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The Luigi Mangione situation reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Now this is the perfect thing to say around your centrist friends because it has just enough pedantic innocence.
December 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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#Mizzou fans storm the court and sing Mr. Brightside following their miracle win against No. 1 Kansas.
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Yet another reminder of the lack of legal accountability for corporations in America.
December 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Went to a karaoke night that a school organization was hosting and proceeded to fail spectacularly singing Movin' Out. Next time I will just keep it in the shower. Sorry.
December 6, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Professors will really assign an end of year reflection as if writing an 800 word memoir of our semester will reveal revolutionary ideas we'd never thought of before.
December 6, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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It is time.
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Me and gang in Dec 25th
December 2, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Blake Snell in Dodger blue is like seeing Anakin Skywalker with a red lightsaber.
December 2, 2024 at 9:32 PM
This shit is not getting enforced lmao
Australia's Senate has passed a social media ban for children under 16 🇦🇺
November 28, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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David Slaying the Bear, by the workshop of Peter Paul Rubens, 1640
November 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The Dodgers are the villains of baseball. If they get Roki Sosaki on top of Snell a part of me would cry.
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM