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dr. willard
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i am the internet’s willard. central authority on rocks and most things rock-related. 🪨
"average american consumes 3864 calories per day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american consumes 2000 calories per day. Calories Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 calories each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kathy no!
February 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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it's usually worth remembering that some people on here got significant mental illness
December 31, 2024 at 7:47 PM
two weeks to thesis defense, i want to go live in a cave up in the mountains and never be seen or heard from again
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
one thing that i think is kind of funny is that if enough users come here and leave x the everything app, elon could end up chopped up in like five to ten saudi briefcases and that makes me smile a little bit tbh
November 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
it’s so cool that they were like “we need to address climate change. let’s host a conference of the world’s biggest emitters in a petrostate, and have everyone take private jets there, so that we can accomplish nothing and pretend like we’re making progress”
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM
that’s crazy. who’s the first-largest emitter?
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 PM
if i had a time machine, i’d probably go back in time and introduce this fella to the crisp, refreshing, and guilt-free taste of diet coke
November 18, 2024 at 1:57 PM