Malkuth!!! 👑☀️
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Howdy! I'm Malkuth, Patron Librarian of the Floor of History! Nice to meetcha!
https://will2standupgay.straw.page
// mix of silly and serious stuff
//parody account, not affiliated with pm!!!
https://will2standupgay.straw.page
// mix of silly and serious stuff
//parody account, not affiliated with pm!!!
Old guy got hands.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Old guy got hands.
Worms are typically pretty soft, aren't they?
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Worms are typically pretty soft, aren't they?
// anything that lets me shove in more thoughts before having to use a perioid is peak
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
// anything that lets me shove in more thoughts before having to use a perioid is peak
True, true. A lot of the stuff I've been keeping myself busy with isn't really *essential*, I guess. It's just...workaholic habits die hard, feel like I have to be doing *something*.
Anyways, I'll try and drop by later today hopefully!
Anyways, I'll try and drop by later today hopefully!
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
True, true. A lot of the stuff I've been keeping myself busy with isn't really *essential*, I guess. It's just...workaholic habits die hard, feel like I have to be doing *something*.
Anyways, I'll try and drop by later today hopefully!
Anyways, I'll try and drop by later today hopefully!
It's just a bit of a long trek, we're practically on opposite sides of the library unfortunately...plus, I've almost always got my hands full over here. But! I think I'll try and set some time aside to visit more often, now that I've thought about it!
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's just a bit of a long trek, we're practically on opposite sides of the library unfortunately...plus, I've almost always got my hands full over here. But! I think I'll try and set some time aside to visit more often, now that I've thought about it!
Counterpoint: history and philosophy inherently go hand in hand! One of Hegel's most famous works is titled "History of Philosophy", after all! So the two floors should team up so nobody fucks with *either* of us!
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Counterpoint: history and philosophy inherently go hand in hand! One of Hegel's most famous works is titled "History of Philosophy", after all! So the two floors should team up so nobody fucks with *either* of us!
The analogy still works with a taco, I think!
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The analogy still works with a taco, I think!
Maybe the burger you ate last time had mold on it, that you didn't notice until after you had taken a bite. Then you check the new burger, and see that it *doesn't* have mold on it!
Despite the similar situation, the conditions have changed since the last time; and so the outcome may be different!
Despite the similar situation, the conditions have changed since the last time; and so the outcome may be different!
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Maybe the burger you ate last time had mold on it, that you didn't notice until after you had taken a bite. Then you check the new burger, and see that it *doesn't* have mold on it!
Despite the similar situation, the conditions have changed since the last time; and so the outcome may be different!
Despite the similar situation, the conditions have changed since the last time; and so the outcome may be different!
You eat the burger, and you end up feeling sick afterwards.
In the future, you see another burger that you want to eat, but remember how you got sick the last time. So you might just go "I'll never eat a burger again!"
But the conditions from last time might have changed, right? (+)
In the future, you see another burger that you want to eat, but remember how you got sick the last time. So you might just go "I'll never eat a burger again!"
But the conditions from last time might have changed, right? (+)
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You eat the burger, and you end up feeling sick afterwards.
In the future, you see another burger that you want to eat, but remember how you got sick the last time. So you might just go "I'll never eat a burger again!"
But the conditions from last time might have changed, right? (+)
In the future, you see another burger that you want to eat, but remember how you got sick the last time. So you might just go "I'll never eat a burger again!"
But the conditions from last time might have changed, right? (+)
Because even if the situation seems similar enough, more than a few conditions might be very different. It's hard for me to explain but...here's a small metaphor, as silly as it might sound.
So imagine a burger. (+)
So imagine a burger. (+)
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Because even if the situation seems similar enough, more than a few conditions might be very different. It's hard for me to explain but...here's a small metaphor, as silly as it might sound.
So imagine a burger. (+)
So imagine a burger. (+)
...you'll end up being blinded, just as much as those who choose to shun the past entirely.
Remember the past, but keep your eyes on the present as well - and be mindful of the future.
Remember the past, but keep your eyes on the present as well - and be mindful of the future.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
...you'll end up being blinded, just as much as those who choose to shun the past entirely.
Remember the past, but keep your eyes on the present as well - and be mindful of the future.
Remember the past, but keep your eyes on the present as well - and be mindful of the future.
Actually, yea. You're right, I'm not sure what got into me there...I mean, could you imagine if I was the Patron Librarian of History or something? That'd be way off the mark...
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Actually, yea. You're right, I'm not sure what got into me there...I mean, could you imagine if I was the Patron Librarian of History or something? That'd be way off the mark...
One of the more common pranks from this time was to tape pictures of dead fish onto their backs. Not really sure why they went with that specifically, I'm sure I could find out with a bit more research...
April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One of the more common pranks from this time was to tape pictures of dead fish onto their backs. Not really sure why they went with that specifically, I'm sure I could find out with a bit more research...