Malkuth!!! 👑☀️
@will2standupgay.bsky.social
Howdy! I'm Malkuth, Patron Librarian of the Floor of History! Nice to meetcha!
https://will2standupgay.straw.page
// mix of silly and serious stuff
//parody account, not affiliated with pm!!!
https://will2standupgay.straw.page
// mix of silly and serious stuff
//parody account, not affiliated with pm!!!
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DON'T FUCK WITH THE FLOOR OF HISTORY!!!!
// whenever do any writing with proper formatting like my last few posts, i'm worried people'll think it looks too much like chatgpt or whatever. i like using dashes and semicolons!!! it's not my fault!!! :(
(this is almost certainly me worrying over nothing)
(this is almost certainly me worrying over nothing)
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
// whenever do any writing with proper formatting like my last few posts, i'm worried people'll think it looks too much like chatgpt or whatever. i like using dashes and semicolons!!! it's not my fault!!! :(
(this is almost certainly me worrying over nothing)
(this is almost certainly me worrying over nothing)
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes."
I think about this quote a lot. It's easy to see similarities between our present and the past, but it's important to take note of the differences as well.
You can't just go "Oh, well we should just do this thing that worked in the past again!" (+)
I think about this quote a lot. It's easy to see similarities between our present and the past, but it's important to take note of the differences as well.
You can't just go "Oh, well we should just do this thing that worked in the past again!" (+)
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes."
I think about this quote a lot. It's easy to see similarities between our present and the past, but it's important to take note of the differences as well.
You can't just go "Oh, well we should just do this thing that worked in the past again!" (+)
I think about this quote a lot. It's easy to see similarities between our present and the past, but it's important to take note of the differences as well.
You can't just go "Oh, well we should just do this thing that worked in the past again!" (+)
They say that those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it, but...I think the same is equally true of those who *obsess* over their history.
If you can't ever tear your eyes from the past, if you can't ever get your mind off of the has-been and what-was, then... (+)
If you can't ever tear your eyes from the past, if you can't ever get your mind off of the has-been and what-was, then... (+)
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They say that those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it, but...I think the same is equally true of those who *obsess* over their history.
If you can't ever tear your eyes from the past, if you can't ever get your mind off of the has-been and what-was, then... (+)
If you can't ever tear your eyes from the past, if you can't ever get your mind off of the has-been and what-was, then... (+)
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I accidentally dropped my phone off of the edge of Yeosod's floor, and you can imagine it's a teensy bit hard to get a replacement out here in the outskirts...
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I accidentally dropped my phone off of the edge of Yeosod's floor, and you can imagine it's a teensy bit hard to get a replacement out here in the outskirts...
// so on my previous message, i prolly will be back eventually. just taking a mental health break for a bit. really sorry for pulling that again.
April 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
// so on my previous message, i prolly will be back eventually. just taking a mental health break for a bit. really sorry for pulling that again.
// not gonna be active on here or my other accounts for personal reasons. i'm sorry for doing this again but i don't think i'm gonna be back this time. i'm really sorry about this. dw about me, i'll be fine.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
// not gonna be active on here or my other accounts for personal reasons. i'm sorry for doing this again but i don't think i'm gonna be back this time. i'm really sorry about this. dw about me, i'll be fine.
Just...turned on the coffee machine...and forgot to put a cup underneath it...whoopsies!!!
April 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just...turned on the coffee machine...and forgot to put a cup underneath it...whoopsies!!!
I uh...forgot to change it. Whoopsies~
April 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I uh...forgot to change it. Whoopsies~
DON'T FUCK WITH THE FLOOR OF TECHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES!!!!
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
DON'T FUCK WITH THE FLOOR OF TECHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES!!!!
I uh...didn't really have anything planned for april fools this year, but I can still speak a bit on it's origin! Where exactly it started from is still up for speculation, but the most agreed upon guess is that it came from when France switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar
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April 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I uh...didn't really have anything planned for april fools this year, but I can still speak a bit on it's origin! Where exactly it started from is still up for speculation, but the most agreed upon guess is that it came from when France switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar
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Got a question for you all. What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
That's right, it's the kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers :)
That's right, it's the kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers :)
March 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Got a question for you all. What's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
That's right, it's the kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers :)
That's right, it's the kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers :)
This is the best birthday ever I have the cutest lil kitty ever I love them so much ohmigod
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is the best birthday ever I have the cutest lil kitty ever I love them so much ohmigod
If anything bad were to happen to this cat I would blow up this entire library I swear.
Just kidding, I'd probably just cry for a week straight.
Just kidding, I'd probably just cry for a week straight.
March 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If anything bad were to happen to this cat I would blow up this entire library I swear.
Just kidding, I'd probably just cry for a week straight.
Just kidding, I'd probably just cry for a week straight.
Oh! I just remembered! My birthday is tomorrow! Can't believe I almost forgot somethin' like that...
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh! I just remembered! My birthday is tomorrow! Can't believe I almost forgot somethin' like that...
Guh? You alright there?
March 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guh? You alright there?
I wish we had a cat in the library...
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I wish we had a cat in the library...
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A lotta people are goin' crazy over the influx of sweepers, but I think it's best not to get *swept* up in the panic.
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A lotta people are goin' crazy over the influx of sweepers, but I think it's best not to get *swept* up in the panic.
Well, most of us here can't actually *die*, not permanently at least. But if I had to answer...based on a pure hypothetical, 0 experience behind this...I'd have to say having a very heavy book fall from the very top shelf directly onto your neck as you're bending down to pick up a book you dropped.
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, most of us here can't actually *die*, not permanently at least. But if I had to answer...based on a pure hypothetical, 0 experience behind this...I'd have to say having a very heavy book fall from the very top shelf directly onto your neck as you're bending down to pick up a book you dropped.
I'm good at history, but I'm not a psychic...however, I *am* going to guess spaghetti.
March 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm good at history, but I'm not a psychic...however, I *am* going to guess spaghetti.
Eh? Well, I haven't really mined coal before, especially not in Siberia, but...don't miners usually have their own little folk songs they chant while working? I know that's a pretty big historical trend.
March 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Eh? Well, I haven't really mined coal before, especially not in Siberia, but...don't miners usually have their own little folk songs they chant while working? I know that's a pretty big historical trend.
Oh! No prob- wait, NO WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK???
My cherry jolly ranchers...:(
My cherry jolly ranchers...:(
March 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh! No prob- wait, NO WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S MINE GIVE IT BACK???
My cherry jolly ranchers...:(
My cherry jolly ranchers...:(
Jazz~! Nothing better for a long work day than a bit of soothing music to calm your nerves!
March 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Jazz~! Nothing better for a long work day than a bit of soothing music to calm your nerves!
Very sorry it took me this long to respond to this I got very very distracted. Either way, thank you very much!!
March 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Very sorry it took me this long to respond to this I got very very distracted. Either way, thank you very much!!