General Degenerate 🫡
@wildishgrambino.bsky.social
Dusty foot philosopher. Half joking/Half serious.
I got 99 problems and they're all bitches.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I got 99 problems and they're all bitches.
No no, you misheard me. I have a WEEKEND immune system. It just takes a lot of time off.
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No no, you misheard me. I have a WEEKEND immune system. It just takes a lot of time off.
Oh my god. Just heard a commercial that changed to the words from "oh-oh it's magic" to "oh-oh-ozembic." Somebody actually got paid for that... What circle of hell are we in now?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh my god. Just heard a commercial that changed to the words from "oh-oh it's magic" to "oh-oh-ozembic." Somebody actually got paid for that... What circle of hell are we in now?
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Out of food for my dogs and almost out of my cats food, if anyone could help with anything it'd really be a lifesaver rn 🙏 I don't have any people food rn either or I'd try to give them some of that #HelpPeopleLive2025 #MutualAid #Disabled #TransCrowdFund #MABoost #FundSky #HelpSky #Cats #Dogs
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Out of food for my dogs and almost out of my cats food, if anyone could help with anything it'd really be a lifesaver rn 🙏 I don't have any people food rn either or I'd try to give them some of that #HelpPeopleLive2025 #MutualAid #Disabled #TransCrowdFund #MABoost #FundSky #HelpSky #Cats #Dogs
Sprinkles make me smile. At some point someone really went "Ooh, what if confetti AND food!?"
August 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sprinkles make me smile. At some point someone really went "Ooh, what if confetti AND food!?"
It should be illegal to force a person to leave the the house when it's cool & cloudy or raining in the morning. Period.
August 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It should be illegal to force a person to leave the the house when it's cool & cloudy or raining in the morning. Period.
We as a society have forgotten the meaning of the phrase "Breaking News"
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We as a society have forgotten the meaning of the phrase "Breaking News"
Oh shit is it dog day? Here's my puppies. 😋
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Oh shit is it dog day? Here's my puppies. 😋
Some day my spotted prince will come 💕🐋
Sea Shepherd
Meet the two largest shark species on Earth—and both are completely harmless to humans:
Basking Shark
• Up to 33 feet long
• Swims with its mouth wide open
• Feeds on tiny organisms
Whale Shark
• Up to 40 feet long
• Eats plankton
• Basically the ocean’s floating filter vacuum
Meet the two largest shark species on Earth—and both are completely harmless to humans:
Basking Shark
• Up to 33 feet long
• Swims with its mouth wide open
• Feeds on tiny organisms
Whale Shark
• Up to 40 feet long
• Eats plankton
• Basically the ocean’s floating filter vacuum
August 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Some day my spotted prince will come 💕🐋
Omg... My mom just pulled a "you can google that yourself " on me. What stage of millenial aging am i at rn?
August 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Omg... My mom just pulled a "you can google that yourself " on me. What stage of millenial aging am i at rn?
Why do i only have these two modes of leaving the house: Frantically crafting a clever excuse why I'm late while brushing my teeth and putting my shoes on at the same time OR sitting by the door with my raincoat on 20 mins before i need to leave??
June 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why do i only have these two modes of leaving the house: Frantically crafting a clever excuse why I'm late while brushing my teeth and putting my shoes on at the same time OR sitting by the door with my raincoat on 20 mins before i need to leave??
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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plot twist: be mad *and* disappointed
May 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
plot twist: be mad *and* disappointed
What does it say about me that i would totally read some of these?
This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
May 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What does it say about me that i would totally read some of these?
Fave new airport pastime: listening to yt ppl try to pronounce non-yt ppls names over the intercom.
May 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Fave new airport pastime: listening to yt ppl try to pronounce non-yt ppls names over the intercom.
If life throws a wrench in your plans and slows you down, don't despair. It might be holding you back from getting hit by a train.
April 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If life throws a wrench in your plans and slows you down, don't despair. It might be holding you back from getting hit by a train.
Funny, considering how recently everyone was obsessed with sexy alf and his hog, but ok
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
X’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research
Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
www.timeshighereducation.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Funny, considering how recently everyone was obsessed with sexy alf and his hog, but ok
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
Sad day for nerds. #FreePalestine #BDS 🇵🇸
April 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sad day for nerds. #FreePalestine #BDS 🇵🇸
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here’s an old person tip: get fully ready for bed at 8:30 and then you can just plop in any ol’ time
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
here’s an old person tip: get fully ready for bed at 8:30 and then you can just plop in any ol’ time
HOT TAKE: Ghosts are not real. If the were, America would be haunted as f- oh wait... oh god.
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
HOT TAKE: Ghosts are not real. If the were, America would be haunted as f- oh wait... oh god.
March 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Please don't call it erectile dysfunction, i prefer the term "sleepy peepee"
February 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Please don't call it erectile dysfunction, i prefer the term "sleepy peepee"
New poster for protests: DEAR COPS: Really. Why are you protecting rich assholes?
February 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New poster for protests: DEAR COPS: Really. Why are you protecting rich assholes?
What did I talk about in therapy? Stuff about stuff i tend to stuff.
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What did I talk about in therapy? Stuff about stuff i tend to stuff.
The best part of cooking is spanking the little bottoms of the little spice jars.
February 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The best part of cooking is spanking the little bottoms of the little spice jars.