Mark de la Wichita
@wichitamark.bsky.social
Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew.
I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
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The last two posts are probably as good as it gets from me. You should unfollow me now.
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This week is the super bowl for green bean casserole...
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This week is the super bowl for green bean casserole...
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people
I like to look at Google Maps and find random cities all over the world and look at the menus of restaurants, and I now want to travel to Katjas Cafe & Bistro in Ystad, Sweden because all of their food looks ridiculous, but what is this???
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I like to look at Google Maps and find random cities all over the world and look at the menus of restaurants, and I now want to travel to Katjas Cafe & Bistro in Ystad, Sweden because all of their food looks ridiculous, but what is this???
Just Gunther putting out the vibes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just Gunther putting out the vibes.
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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Cheney finally kicking it repaired the breach in reality that was formed when the Cubs won the World Series in '16.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cheney finally kicking it repaired the breach in reality that was formed when the Cubs won the World Series in '16.
I was told that my year round "Nothing says..." decoration was a mockery of the sanctity of Christmas office hallway decorating, so I added Gremlins. Merry Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I was told that my year round "Nothing says..." decoration was a mockery of the sanctity of Christmas office hallway decorating, so I added Gremlins. Merry Christmas.
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Covering up your crimes is so passé.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Covering up your crimes is so passé.
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We have choices, America !
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We have choices, America !
Good job Wichita.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good job Wichita.
Dinner with the boys (the cats & they get none).
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Dinner with the boys (the cats & they get none).
The crash after hitting the nip pretty hard earlier this afternoon.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The crash after hitting the nip pretty hard earlier this afternoon.
So I learned that I can do that Hoist the Colors super low singing thing, and after about 10 minutes of trying I am wondering if it is too late to make money posting videos online.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So I learned that I can do that Hoist the Colors super low singing thing, and after about 10 minutes of trying I am wondering if it is too late to make money posting videos online.
Now I just want to see Clinton come out and say of Trump, "he a fan, he a fan, he a fan".
a black and white photo of a living room with a fireplace
Alt: Clip from Not Like Us
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now I just want to see Clinton come out and say of Trump, "he a fan, he a fan, he a fan".
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How can i take the ability to read… OUT of my brain????
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
How can i take the ability to read… OUT of my brain????
Hear me out now...Margaret McPoyle
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hear me out now...Margaret McPoyle
Hemingway sucks. All of it.
Question 27:
What famous piece of respected and acclaimed literature do you think sucks?
What famous piece of respected and acclaimed literature do you think sucks?
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hemingway sucks. All of it.
Never really liked holidays. I was always the weird kid that would point out the hypocrisy of whatever day it was we were celebrating.
Question 47:
What’s the best holiday?
As a kid? As an adult? Which one holds up at all ages?
What’s the best holiday?
As a kid? As an adult? Which one holds up at all ages?
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Never really liked holidays. I was always the weird kid that would point out the hypocrisy of whatever day it was we were celebrating.
Bushmills, ice, soda water.
Question 46:
What is the holy trinity? (There are only two correct answers and neither one of them involves that weird baby)
What is the holy trinity? (There are only two correct answers and neither one of them involves that weird baby)
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Bushmills, ice, soda water.
Being smart enough to realize that being dumb enough to smile at just about anything is a good way to live life.
Question 42:
What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Being smart enough to realize that being dumb enough to smile at just about anything is a good way to live life.
Neil Diamond
Question 41:
Fill in the blank: “if ____ has no haters, I’m dead”
Fill in the blank: “if ____ has no haters, I’m dead”
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Neil Diamond