Timmy Two-Eyes
@whyishecalledthat.bsky.social
He's got a hell of a nose, too.
And studies have shown paedophilia to be between 5 and 10% so I'm gonna keep calling them freaks, thanks.
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And studies have shown paedophilia to be between 5 and 10% so I'm gonna keep calling them freaks, thanks.
Are you still on about this? Fuck me it isn't that fucking important.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Are you still on about this? Fuck me it isn't that fucking important.
I hope you get the plague 😘
September 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I hope you get the plague 😘
Stella? Good lord.
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Stella? Good lord.
There's no way you googled anything, as the relevant definition is the first result.
September 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
There's no way you googled anything, as the relevant definition is the first result.
That's not why they're not dishwasher safe, you onion.
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
That's not why they're not dishwasher safe, you onion.
Gifted is correct.
September 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Gifted is correct.
But she did say it sometimes?
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
But she did say it sometimes?
What a boring fess, Rob 😄
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What a boring fess, Rob 😄
Adults have bedrooms. You know that, right?
September 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Adults have bedrooms. You know that, right?
Survivorship bias
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Survivorship bias
Have to, or Get to?
September 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Have to, or Get to?
"I now have mouth herpes."
September 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"I now have mouth herpes."
Tell her you want to start torrenting a show that you like.
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Tell her you want to start torrenting a show that you like.
Please don't say it like that
September 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Please don't say it like that
You sound pretty sad yourself.
September 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You sound pretty sad yourself.
Who includes their spouse in a dating profile picture?
September 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Who includes their spouse in a dating profile picture?
Morons who ignore film ratings, I guess.
September 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Morons who ignore film ratings, I guess.
Normal people absolutely do not suck their wounds.
August 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Normal people absolutely do not suck their wounds.
One of my childhood bullies is in prison for murder and another died of a rare disease and it's so satisfying.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of my childhood bullies is in prison for murder and another died of a rare disease and it's so satisfying.
No one wants a sour sausage for supper.
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No one wants a sour sausage for supper.
Service is extra.
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Service is extra.