Timmy Two-Eyes
@whyishecalledthat.bsky.social
He's got a hell of a nose, too.
Trump basically said that that Russia can keep most of the land they've occupied lol. What a fucking psychopath.
August 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump basically said that that Russia can keep most of the land they've occupied lol. What a fucking psychopath.
I always got that thang on me.
May 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I always got that thang on me.
I love this town.
May 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I love this town.
You're God Damned Right.
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
You're God Damned Right.
There are few times that I have been more disgusted with myself as when I considered, for a moment, that I could save some money if I started filling the bird feeders just a little less.
Literally sickening.
The birds were given extra today.
Literally sickening.
The birds were given extra today.
April 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There are few times that I have been more disgusted with myself as when I considered, for a moment, that I could save some money if I started filling the bird feeders just a little less.
Literally sickening.
The birds were given extra today.
Literally sickening.
The birds were given extra today.
Behold, the beginning of my Folk Art Crafts period.
April 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Behold, the beginning of my Folk Art Crafts period.
I come from the future to gift you this knowledge.
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I come from the future to gift you this knowledge.
Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.
April 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.
Fish "Deluxe". Excellent work, Arby's.
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fish "Deluxe". Excellent work, Arby's.
I HAVE LOST A CADBURY EGG IN MY BED SEND HELP
March 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I HAVE LOST A CADBURY EGG IN MY BED SEND HELP
Says here, I can drink 100 mini cans of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar every day and still maintain my slim girlish figure.
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Says here, I can drink 100 mini cans of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar every day and still maintain my slim girlish figure.
My childhood truly ended the day I learned that a magic 8-ball's yes and no answers aren't evenly divided.
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My childhood truly ended the day I learned that a magic 8-ball's yes and no answers aren't evenly divided.
I never imagined "slurping burger toppings off of my phone screen" would be one of the day's activities, but here we are.
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I never imagined "slurping burger toppings off of my phone screen" would be one of the day's activities, but here we are.
Michelle Trachtenberg was way too young. 2025 is starting off strong. Rest in peace, Michelle.
February 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Michelle Trachtenberg was way too young. 2025 is starting off strong. Rest in peace, Michelle.
It's good to be playing Link's Awakening again.
February 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's good to be playing Link's Awakening again.
I know that I don't have a lot of followers, but are any of you actual humans?
January 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I know that I don't have a lot of followers, but are any of you actual humans?
It's a gin out of the good china kind of day
December 20, 2024 at 11:59 PM
It's a gin out of the good china kind of day
Reposted by Timmy Two-Eyes
The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.
It's a cozy "eating anchovies out of the can" day.
December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
It's a cozy "eating anchovies out of the can" day.
Joel Veitch is a god among men.
Frightened Boy
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December 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Joel Veitch is a god among men.
Wearing socks in bed is delightful.
December 9, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Wearing socks in bed is delightful.
I first thought people were talking about Brian Thompson the actor and was terribly upset.
December 5, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I first thought people were talking about Brian Thompson the actor and was terribly upset.