Timmy Two-Eyes
@whyishecalledthat.bsky.social
He's got a hell of a nose, too.
I always got that thang on me.
May 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I always got that thang on me.
I love this town.
May 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I love this town.
You're God Damned Right.
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
You're God Damned Right.
Behold, the beginning of my Folk Art Crafts period.
April 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Behold, the beginning of my Folk Art Crafts period.
I come from the future to gift you this knowledge.
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I come from the future to gift you this knowledge.
Fish "Deluxe". Excellent work, Arby's.
March 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fish "Deluxe". Excellent work, Arby's.
Says here, I can drink 100 mini cans of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar every day and still maintain my slim girlish figure.
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Says here, I can drink 100 mini cans of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar every day and still maintain my slim girlish figure.
My childhood truly ended the day I learned that a magic 8-ball's yes and no answers aren't evenly divided.
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My childhood truly ended the day I learned that a magic 8-ball's yes and no answers aren't evenly divided.
It's a gin out of the good china kind of day
December 20, 2024 at 11:59 PM
It's a gin out of the good china kind of day
It's a cozy "eating anchovies out of the can" day.
December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
It's a cozy "eating anchovies out of the can" day.