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in a radical act of whimsy for a man my age, i took a bubble bath and gave myself a wizards beard. then i looked at myself in the mirror with it and thought about every bad thing i've ever done
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sometimes I don't like when my dog is so excited to go outside

For the most part it's cute and I'll cherish it when she's old.. blah blah..

But it kind of gives me anxiety
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We're all disappointed in Bill Burr & the Riyadh festival.. but can he or others recover if they do a low/no effort shit performance?

Obviously he would win me back a little if he got beheaded for shitting on the royals..
But purposely doing a shitty set might score some brownie points also 🤷🏽‍♂️
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can read a phone directory
September 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross

..and will be cheered on by the dumbest most abhorrent fucking people imaginable
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My mind is multitudes of grand ideas that will never come to fruition
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Seeking to engage with the world meaningfully and effectively
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Riches on FX could have been a Parasite level class-conscience avant-garde serialized story -show

There was bad choices made and it was nowhere near that ..but for a time it had potential
August 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It's hard to stream and not feel the need to be in a constant state of introduction
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Personalized Curated Algorithms

For a fee; your algorithm will be tweaked and curated by a real person!
August 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The autistic need to look up and to the left when being contemplative

The autistic need to know if you're fucking with me right now?

The autistic need to post on when waiting at the vet..
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I believe I connected to Twitter, as a platform, because it was honed by writers (comedy)

I heard how they refined the character limit and thought; oh that's neat —the hooks were in
July 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Cynicism has ruined HOPE for many generations, but we should have hope in dark times
We should have hope for better futures ahead, especially when our present & foreseeable is so B L E A K

#goodgoddamn
July 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yeah I'm high right now..; but I feel my light fading 😢😿
July 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Audio reviews — right on the Store Page

STEAM! AMAZON! ZILLOW!

AUDIO REVIEWS
(no duration limits)
June 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm online and looking for fun
June 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Really cool how every presidential election season people get informed and hyped and express an overwhelming desire to do away with the electoral college

..and then just immediately don't mention it again for another 4 years

Like, could that have been brought up at one of these no Kings rallies?
June 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Try to turn something negative into a teachable moment
June 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A confession: I can speak with a flow of thought I believe others can find entertaining & hold their interests.
But I'm at this terrible impasse, in the midst of my flow of thought I'll be wracked with such a physical pain that I can't think straight.

This pain disrupts everything
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Really hope one of my friends falls for a scam before I do, so that I can relentlessly mock them for being old and gullible
June 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Allow me to be the Cpt All-ears to your 1st LT. Blunt
May 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I never got to find "my people" and I stopped using that term & expressing that desire because too many of the worst fucks were using it

But still doesn't change the fact that I never did find those people
May 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'll bet Bob Odenkirk has his own slip-n-jimmie
May 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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before phones were people just constantly driving to the library at night to look up if their cat can have a little bite of their dinner
May 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm old school
If it's diet or sugar-free, it's healthy
May 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM