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I did it again
checking in on here is like walking into a room in a house you forgot about
August 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
checking in on here is like walking into a room in a house you forgot about
April 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I read a book on conservatism that was written in 1960 and it not only sounded like it could’ve been written today but like I was reading about being an asshole and justifying being said asshole.
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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mentally i’m here, getting hammered #twinpeaks
January 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Shut the fuck up shut up
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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People on the radio playing Michael McDonald according to the Yacht Rock documentary
December 5, 2024 at 7:44 AM