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whotfisbarbara.bsky.social
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@whotfisbarbara.bsky.social
strict, like ya mama should’ve been💋
i like to vlog, here’s my channel:
https://youtube.com/@jyrmaine?si=Hcs_0CeQ5XTesSr0
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🗓️:11.14.2025

vlog: auckland recap, running errands, halloween boxes, story time | LIFE ON MAINE STREET VLOG 2025
youtu.be/PFkeC4zMxfA
Keeping a slightly cold house with hella blankets around is the best when you ain’t got a shivering mf next to you complaining 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Controlling my home’s thermostat from my phone is one of my favorite things. Especially when I’m cuddled up in bed.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The gold nails are sending me bad😭
How I’m showing up to the men’s basketball game since women ain’t allowed 😒😌
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The main character of this book is pmo so bad I wanna come thru the pages and say STAND UP!!! THAT MAN IS CRAZY AND HE AINT TRYNA HELP YOU FIND YOUR MISSING FIANCÉ RUN GWORL HE PROLLY WHACKED HIS ASS!! 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love that whenever I go out with one of my best girl friends, she always makes sure to ask for a small to go box because she knows how much I dislike big to go boxes. 🥹🫶🏽 it’s the little things!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the amount of giggling I do while editing my vlogs >>>>
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what kind of gatorade is mercury drinking!?! this one seems very sour 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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asking myself "what's wrong with me" but as a compliment
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
lemme just put on some chill lofi and enjoy the rest of my night. I can’t let this football team ruin my Sunday 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the way the Deja has been Vuing these daysssss🪄🦄🧞‍♂️🧚🏿‍♀️
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the most perfect thai tea🥹✨
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What does a thirty something even look like? 😂 I guess so.
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
10 American Dollars!? 😭😭 man gon head!
in no way do i wanna sound ungrateful but if you go out your way to ask me if you can pay for my lunch and you cash app me $10 you’ll never have to worry about speaking to me again
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That sargento commercial about their cheese living up to a black grandmothers standards really pisses me off.
Along with that PayPal ad with Will Ferrell in perm rods 😒
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yall hear that? Thats that pho place down the street calling my name and imma answer
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fell asleep at the gate and almost missed my commuting flight home
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Been up for 24hr atp
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Add the “Oh” for a lil razzle dazzle! 🔥🔥🔥
“Absolutely not” really might be the best phrase on Earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Those cupcakes with those stiff ass wigs can GO
This is obvious right? The cupcakes GOTTA go!
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you let your lady walk behind you in public you hate her no discussion needed
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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"Have you accepted bird Jesus as your lord and flyer?"
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It will never not perplex me that people board the plane without any idea as to what their seat assignment is(outside of LUV AIR). WHAT is the first thing you do when you board the plane!? You go to your seat! I——

And it’s so inconsiderate to everyone else trying to board and leave on time!
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Squeeze some lime in that ginger ale and thank me later 😌✨
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Lettuce backs and hard boiled eggs for dinner bc these 15 pounds gotta go!
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Whoever did it thank you 😭🫶🏽
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM