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passenger princess peach
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tuxedo cat enthusiast
not giving billie a single grammy is wild.
February 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
waymo isn’t self-driving. ghosts drive it.
February 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
so if he cuts all social services and the money just goes to unpopular wars and over-policing in our own country, why are any of us paying taxes? like actually tho
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
terrible day for someone w stress induced migraines to run out of their rescue meds
January 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
they hit the second tower
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
scrooge mcduck has contracted h5n1
January 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
big bird has contracted h5n1
January 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the tik tok people currently contributing the most to society:

-girl who sings popular songs in the voice of toad from mario
-person who rants about spongebob in depth, usually seething w rage
-girl who reads funny court transcripts w her sunglasses on upside down
December 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
a saga
December 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
anyone trying to fill any prescription ever: …

doctors and pharmacists everywhere: how dare you. can’t you see we’re fucking busy right now?
December 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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It’s me, I’m the person who doesn’t want to work anymore
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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writing the book where Waldo finally finds himself
December 11, 2024 at 10:36 PM
spencer is my favorite christmas movie
December 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word
December 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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This is like Home Alone if Macaulay Culkin's character was fucking with the entire NYPD
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 AM
NYPD has just revealed that the suspect is actually three very short suspects stacked inside of a trench coat. cctv footage confirms not only hijinks but also shenanigans afoot.
December 8, 2024 at 4:41 AM
whenever i need a dopamine boost, i remember the robin hoodie fanfics people started writing the second the police released that one photo
December 7, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Hallmark Christmas movie where a girl from NYC goes home for the holidays and meets a small town boy who has definitely never been to Manhattan, certainly not on the morning of December 4, 2024
December 7, 2024 at 4:33 AM
all leos wear sunglasses inside, not just charli xcx
December 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM