Whoreberto Mapplethot
@whoreberto.bsky.social
A little bit artsy and DIYer. A little bit plant parent.
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
Look who’s talking 😉
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Look who’s talking 😉
Hope it’s a colour that would match your outfits.
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hope it’s a colour that would match your outfits.
Every movie I’ve been to recently had people talking throughout it that someone had to tell them to shut up at some point. I really don’t get how that’s so commonplace now 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Every movie I’ve been to recently had people talking throughout it that someone had to tell them to shut up at some point. I really don’t get how that’s so commonplace now 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh no, I was trying to save money by skipping it. This is not what I needed to hear. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Oh no, I was trying to save money by skipping it. This is not what I needed to hear. 😂
Oh! So it’s your fault it’s Monday again? Can you please stop blinking?
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh! So it’s your fault it’s Monday again? Can you please stop blinking?
It’s textured for your pleasure! Think of it as a free exfoliating session. 💁♀️
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s textured for your pleasure! Think of it as a free exfoliating session. 💁♀️
That’s very impressive. Congrats! 👏
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That’s very impressive. Congrats! 👏
Love the looks 😍🥰
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Love the looks 😍🥰
I was definitely not God’s favourite angle last night. 😇
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was definitely not God’s favourite angle last night. 😇
Oh, so now I do know where most of my weight has gone too. Glad to see you making an incredible use of it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh, so now I do know where most of my weight has gone too. Glad to see you making an incredible use of it.
Them tiddies aren’t flat… They stretch out like mountains to the sky. Sometimes higher!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Them tiddies aren’t flat… They stretch out like mountains to the sky. Sometimes higher!
New fear unlocked 😰
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
New fear unlocked 😰
Afff typo. “box of granola bars”. Whatever. 😖
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Afff typo. “box of granola bars”. Whatever. 😖
Hey Siri, buy “granola box bars”costume with expedited shipping.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey Siri, buy “granola box bars”costume with expedited shipping.
Happiest of birthdays Matthew!! Hope your year is filled with horrors, music, and slutty things!
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Happiest of birthdays Matthew!! Hope your year is filled with horrors, music, and slutty things!
Turning 37 in 12 days, so no photo for me.
But if I get to 43/44 looking half as a good as you do, I’ll be VERY happy 🤩
But if I get to 43/44 looking half as a good as you do, I’ll be VERY happy 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Turning 37 in 12 days, so no photo for me.
But if I get to 43/44 looking half as a good as you do, I’ll be VERY happy 🤩
But if I get to 43/44 looking half as a good as you do, I’ll be VERY happy 🤩
I keep encouraging my hubby to show himself even more. 🤣
I think everyone deserves to find someone who matches their energy, and out of all things to balance when entering a relationship, that should (hopefully) be one of the easier points for people to be comfortable with. 🤞
I think everyone deserves to find someone who matches their energy, and out of all things to balance when entering a relationship, that should (hopefully) be one of the easier points for people to be comfortable with. 🤞
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I keep encouraging my hubby to show himself even more. 🤣
I think everyone deserves to find someone who matches their energy, and out of all things to balance when entering a relationship, that should (hopefully) be one of the easier points for people to be comfortable with. 🤞
I think everyone deserves to find someone who matches their energy, and out of all things to balance when entering a relationship, that should (hopefully) be one of the easier points for people to be comfortable with. 🤞
Make sure they’re symmetrical when they’re showing you the dots in the mirror.
I brushed it off as “I’m paying a lot in this professional piercing studio instead of a mall store” but they’re asymmetrical now which is why I tend to use more hoops/pendant styles as that minimizes it.
I brushed it off as “I’m paying a lot in this professional piercing studio instead of a mall store” but they’re asymmetrical now which is why I tend to use more hoops/pendant styles as that minimizes it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Make sure they’re symmetrical when they’re showing you the dots in the mirror.
I brushed it off as “I’m paying a lot in this professional piercing studio instead of a mall store” but they’re asymmetrical now which is why I tend to use more hoops/pendant styles as that minimizes it.
I brushed it off as “I’m paying a lot in this professional piercing studio instead of a mall store” but they’re asymmetrical now which is why I tend to use more hoops/pendant styles as that minimizes it.
Pros:
- moved at a decent pace
- story points weren’t super obvious
Neutral:
- very focused on a single character
Cons:
- not sure about the ending
- no space for growth / reflection
- not the kind of story I think we benefit in telling, per se, without adding anything new
It felt “ok” to me.
- moved at a decent pace
- story points weren’t super obvious
Neutral:
- very focused on a single character
Cons:
- not sure about the ending
- no space for growth / reflection
- not the kind of story I think we benefit in telling, per se, without adding anything new
It felt “ok” to me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Pros:
- moved at a decent pace
- story points weren’t super obvious
Neutral:
- very focused on a single character
Cons:
- not sure about the ending
- no space for growth / reflection
- not the kind of story I think we benefit in telling, per se, without adding anything new
It felt “ok” to me.
- moved at a decent pace
- story points weren’t super obvious
Neutral:
- very focused on a single character
Cons:
- not sure about the ending
- no space for growth / reflection
- not the kind of story I think we benefit in telling, per se, without adding anything new
It felt “ok” to me.