Whoreberto Mapplethot
@whoreberto.bsky.social
A little bit artsy and DIYer. A little bit plant parent.
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
How silly of me! I forgot to mention I got a new wedding ring.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How silly of me! I forgot to mention I got a new wedding ring.
I was definitely not God’s favourite angle last night. 😇
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was definitely not God’s favourite angle last night. 😇
Oh, so now I do know where most of my weight has gone too. Glad to see you making an incredible use of it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh, so now I do know where most of my weight has gone too. Glad to see you making an incredible use of it.
Tonight’s viewing with hubby: Plainclothes (2025)
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tonight’s viewing with hubby: Plainclothes (2025)
My butt can always tell when it’s going to snow. There’s a 30% chance it’s already snowing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My butt can always tell when it’s going to snow. There’s a 30% chance it’s already snowing.
Attended a work gala event on Thursday.
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Attended a work gala event on Thursday.
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
Had an awesome time last night even though almost no one at the party we were at knew what we were dressed as 🥲
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Had an awesome time last night even though almost no one at the party we were at knew what we were dressed as 🥲
Why is my work office fridge just alcohol? 😵💫
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why is my work office fridge just alcohol? 😵💫
Better late than “not done at all” I guess. 🥲
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Better late than “not done at all” I guess. 🥲
A night in 2 parts: took myself out to dinner to celebrate the end of a stressful work week and now naked on the couch playing Silksong. 💁♀️
September 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A night in 2 parts: took myself out to dinner to celebrate the end of a stressful work week and now naked on the couch playing Silksong. 💁♀️
“Day 2 Roberto” didn’t know, but he kept running (on and off) and eating healthier for 3 months and now his resting heart rate is already lower (main focus).
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Day 2 Roberto” didn’t know, but he kept running (on and off) and eating healthier for 3 months and now his resting heart rate is already lower (main focus).
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
Looking at the Eagle calendar and this made me gasp! 🤣
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Looking at the Eagle calendar and this made me gasp! 🤣
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
Keeping up my promise of always coming back here first as I try to get out of my social media hibernation.
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Keeping up my promise of always coming back here first as I try to get out of my social media hibernation.
After years of making this outfit, I might be finally bringing it to the local jockstrap party.
(If I don’t change my mind about going to it after dinner hahahaha)
(If I don’t change my mind about going to it after dinner hahahaha)
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After years of making this outfit, I might be finally bringing it to the local jockstrap party.
(If I don’t change my mind about going to it after dinner hahahaha)
(If I don’t change my mind about going to it after dinner hahahaha)
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, 🥤
July 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, 🥤
Run #9 done. Now to figure out what to do the rest of the evening. Any suggestions? 🤔
July 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Run #9 done. Now to figure out what to do the rest of the evening. Any suggestions? 🤔
Maybe, just maybe, I should buy a case for my Switch 2? 🫣
June 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maybe, just maybe, I should buy a case for my Switch 2? 🫣
POV: you just got home and @shoelettuce.bsky.social is sitting naked on the balcony 🥹
June 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
POV: you just got home and @shoelettuce.bsky.social is sitting naked on the balcony 🥹
Anyone willing to help me shower post run? 😮💨
June 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Anyone willing to help me shower post run? 😮💨
Day 2 of “who knows how long this streak will last” done.
PS: If you think you see shirt lint in my belly button, you don’t. 🫣
PS: If you think you see shirt lint in my belly button, you don’t. 🫣
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Day 2 of “who knows how long this streak will last” done.
PS: If you think you see shirt lint in my belly button, you don’t. 🫣
PS: If you think you see shirt lint in my belly button, you don’t. 🫣
It’s quite interesting to see how quickly running impacted my resting heart rate in the past. You can easily tell when I started and when I stopped…
Trying to get back to doing it regularly. Wish me luck. 🍀
Trying to get back to doing it regularly. Wish me luck. 🍀
June 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s quite interesting to see how quickly running impacted my resting heart rate in the past. You can easily tell when I started and when I stopped…
Trying to get back to doing it regularly. Wish me luck. 🍀
Trying to get back to doing it regularly. Wish me luck. 🍀
My husband is sleeping away tonight so I guess that means I’m spending the night… topless? 🤭
June 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My husband is sleeping away tonight so I guess that means I’m spending the night… topless? 🤭
Time to watch A Strange Loop with @shoelettuce.bsky.social 🥰
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Time to watch A Strange Loop with @shoelettuce.bsky.social 🥰
Went out to the gay bar “moustache night” and I wasn’t objectified nearly as much as I think my moustache deserved it 😭
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Went out to the gay bar “moustache night” and I wasn’t objectified nearly as much as I think my moustache deserved it 😭