Whoreberto Mapplethot
@whoreberto.bsky.social
A little bit artsy and DIYer. A little bit plant parent.
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
A whole lot queer. 💁♀️ he/they
📍Toronto 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
💍 @shoelettuce.bsky.social
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Keeping up my promise of always coming back here first as I try to get out of my social media hibernation.
How silly of me! I forgot to mention I got a new wedding ring.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How silly of me! I forgot to mention I got a new wedding ring.
So excited that Project Runway Canada starts today! 🤩
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So excited that Project Runway Canada starts today! 🤩
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Today I ringed the bell.
I finished my last chemotherapy treatment. Next steps are getting scans done to see the results.
But I’m just so happy to be done with this brutal part of the journey.
Now please excuse me while I cry to Hayley Williams in my car.
I finished my last chemotherapy treatment. Next steps are getting scans done to see the results.
But I’m just so happy to be done with this brutal part of the journey.
Now please excuse me while I cry to Hayley Williams in my car.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today I ringed the bell.
I finished my last chemotherapy treatment. Next steps are getting scans done to see the results.
But I’m just so happy to be done with this brutal part of the journey.
Now please excuse me while I cry to Hayley Williams in my car.
I finished my last chemotherapy treatment. Next steps are getting scans done to see the results.
But I’m just so happy to be done with this brutal part of the journey.
Now please excuse me while I cry to Hayley Williams in my car.
Piece of advice: watch your angles when you’re swallowing cum.
Hubby just came inside my mouth and it went all the way out from my nose. Not pleasant a feeling (it stings/burns).
Hubby just came inside my mouth and it went all the way out from my nose. Not pleasant a feeling (it stings/burns).
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Piece of advice: watch your angles when you’re swallowing cum.
Hubby just came inside my mouth and it went all the way out from my nose. Not pleasant a feeling (it stings/burns).
Hubby just came inside my mouth and it went all the way out from my nose. Not pleasant a feeling (it stings/burns).
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VINCENT for the latest A PART « à poil » binder - unique Polaroïd artworks by me
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
VINCENT for the latest A PART « à poil » binder - unique Polaroïd artworks by me
Tonight’s viewing with hubby: Plainclothes (2025)
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tonight’s viewing with hubby: Plainclothes (2025)
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November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can’t do the Blastoise trend. I’m, at most, in my Wartortle era 🥲
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I can’t do the Blastoise trend. I’m, at most, in my Wartortle era 🥲
Catching up on Bake Off before bed. I’m on S16E09 (Patisserie week).
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Catching up on Bake Off before bed. I’m on S16E09 (Patisserie week).
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I thought my oc Charlie would be good for this one🐻
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I thought my oc Charlie would be good for this one🐻
My butt can always tell when it’s going to snow. There’s a 30% chance it’s already snowing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My butt can always tell when it’s going to snow. There’s a 30% chance it’s already snowing.
Attended a work gala event on Thursday.
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Attended a work gala event on Thursday.
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
It might look like I won an award, I didn’t. But I did create the award in partnership with a production company. 💕 (and sewed my shirt and altered the suit).
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Awrooooo! Happy hallowe’en to all the spooky queers from me and @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social 🌘
#halloween #werewolf #jockstrap
#halloween #werewolf #jockstrap
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Awrooooo! Happy hallowe’en to all the spooky queers from me and @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social 🌘
#halloween #werewolf #jockstrap
#halloween #werewolf #jockstrap
Had an awesome time last night even though almost no one at the party we were at knew what we were dressed as 🥲
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Had an awesome time last night even though almost no one at the party we were at knew what we were dressed as 🥲
Oh no! They changed Ranma 1/2 remake opening song 🤕
October 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh no! They changed Ranma 1/2 remake opening song 🤕
I truly want to be supportive of my local queer bars, but paying $7.06 for a single glass of bad tasting “generic diet cola” is really tough. 😳
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I truly want to be supportive of my local queer bars, but paying $7.06 for a single glass of bad tasting “generic diet cola” is really tough. 😳
Why is my work office fridge just alcohol? 😵💫
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why is my work office fridge just alcohol? 😵💫
Better late than “not done at all” I guess. 🥲
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Better late than “not done at all” I guess. 🥲
A night in 2 parts: took myself out to dinner to celebrate the end of a stressful work week and now naked on the couch playing Silksong. 💁♀️
September 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A night in 2 parts: took myself out to dinner to celebrate the end of a stressful work week and now naked on the couch playing Silksong. 💁♀️
#1 work goal this week: stay alive.
#2 work goal this week: stay employed.
#2 work goal this week: stay employed.
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
#1 work goal this week: stay alive.
#2 work goal this week: stay employed.
#2 work goal this week: stay employed.
“Day 2 Roberto” didn’t know, but he kept running (on and off) and eating healthier for 3 months and now his resting heart rate is already lower (main focus).
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Day 2 Roberto” didn’t know, but he kept running (on and off) and eating healthier for 3 months and now his resting heart rate is already lower (main focus).
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
His weight also reduced by 20kg (44lbs) and his body fat percentage dropped from 31% to 21% in this process.
So many gays at the mall on a Sunday. (I’m including myself in this statistics)
September 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So many gays at the mall on a Sunday. (I’m including myself in this statistics)
For the last 2 days I had this slightly painful spot on my forehead that I thought “uh-oh, major pimple incoming”.
A few hours ago, I just remembered I hit my head on the corner of my kitchen countertop when I bent down 2 days ago. 🫣
A few hours ago, I just remembered I hit my head on the corner of my kitchen countertop when I bent down 2 days ago. 🫣
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
For the last 2 days I had this slightly painful spot on my forehead that I thought “uh-oh, major pimple incoming”.
A few hours ago, I just remembered I hit my head on the corner of my kitchen countertop when I bent down 2 days ago. 🫣
A few hours ago, I just remembered I hit my head on the corner of my kitchen countertop when I bent down 2 days ago. 🫣
Lifting weights and using the toilet after? Congratulations! You just had a pump and dump session.
September 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Lifting weights and using the toilet after? Congratulations! You just had a pump and dump session.
Looking at the Eagle calendar and this made me gasp! 🤣
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Looking at the Eagle calendar and this made me gasp! 🤣
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?
But the main questions remain:
1. Which Eagle in Chicago will be the one showing Cats?
2. Will it be the version with b*ttholes?