wHolesome Eggplants
@wholesomeeggplants.bsky.social
Clever, satirical, often horny reposts of NSFW content, mostly gay, classy or not classy.
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NSFW account. Click away if you're:
• not of age in your area
• uppity
• just can't handle seeing nude humans pleasing themselves or others.
Also I tricked AI into creating something kinda NSFW. It still didn't get things just right.
I mean, who wants their wall anus to have teeth?
• not of age in your area
• uppity
• just can't handle seeing nude humans pleasing themselves or others.
Also I tricked AI into creating something kinda NSFW. It still didn't get things just right.
I mean, who wants their wall anus to have teeth?
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If you're a friend of mine, our chats are interesting. 😄
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you're a friend of mine, our chats are interesting. 😄
This might be a record for the farthest I have ever shot 💦 full video on the fan pages 👀
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is quite the costume! It even has a hood!
Check out @4skinbro.bsky.social for more of his costume!
Check out @4skinbro.bsky.social for more of his costume!
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is quite the costume! It even has a hood!
Check out @4skinbro.bsky.social for more of his costume!
Check out @4skinbro.bsky.social for more of his costume!
This made me cackle because it's so true!
Thank you! 😆😄
Thank you! 😆😄
Praying to Jesus and god and all the other ones that men learn the difference between musk and a rancid bacterial colony asap
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This made me cackle because it's so true!
Thank you! 😆😄
Thank you! 😆😄
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Do you like guys with hairy dicks?
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Do you like guys with hairy dicks?
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October 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Your soul is showing! Jk nice gape!
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Your soul is showing! Jk nice gape!
Don't try a USB-C plug 🔌 to charge your bottom.
Looks like a non-standard plug. 😄
Looks like a non-standard plug. 😄
Day 13: E-Stim. Someone said that my sensory dep scene from before was missing some electro, so here we are. Edged myself with the electro plug in till I couldn’t help but blow and then kept going for a little longer. #KinkTober
Mantra: Today i let His creative spark guide me.
Mantra: Today i let His creative spark guide me.
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Don't try a USB-C plug 🔌 to charge your bottom.
Looks like a non-standard plug. 😄
Looks like a non-standard plug. 😄
Always the best photography from @florianhetz.bsky.social!
Benjamin - Toms Bar, Berlin @personnepublic.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Always the best photography from @florianhetz.bsky.social!
GET TESTED, and show your dick too, if that's your thing.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
GET TESTED, and show your dick too, if that's your thing.
He's exactly right!
This idea also applies to accounts on here that collect & post videos from other accounts without attribution.
Like with this account, I'm trying to only repost or quote-post actual accounts, instead of supporting accounts with stolen or fake/ai content.
This idea also applies to accounts on here that collect & post videos from other accounts without attribution.
Like with this account, I'm trying to only repost or quote-post actual accounts, instead of supporting accounts with stolen or fake/ai content.
no but guys. real/drawn porn is the way. just don’t with this AI bs. let’s support real content made by real people and not destroy the planet in the process k ✌️
and hey you wouldn’t want to disappoint me and this fat cock would you? 🥹 😈
and hey you wouldn’t want to disappoint me and this fat cock would you? 🥹 😈
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He's exactly right!
This idea also applies to accounts on here that collect & post videos from other accounts without attribution.
Like with this account, I'm trying to only repost or quote-post actual accounts, instead of supporting accounts with stolen or fake/ai content.
This idea also applies to accounts on here that collect & post videos from other accounts without attribution.
Like with this account, I'm trying to only repost or quote-post actual accounts, instead of supporting accounts with stolen or fake/ai content.
Wow! Please keep showing this each day of Cocktober! Beautiful! 🤤
October 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Wow! Please keep showing this each day of Cocktober! Beautiful! 🤤
Have always found most drummers hot.
This one definitely is! 🤤
This one definitely is! 🤤
Longtime oomfs know the deal is this: I keep posting naked pics if you keep engaging with me practicing Steely Dan grooves. This account is a 2 way street.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Have always found most drummers hot.
This one definitely is! 🤤
This one definitely is! 🤤
This makes me feel like I'm on tumblr again.
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October 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This makes me feel like I'm on tumblr again.
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This
Ass
Is
So
Pretty!
Ass
Is
So
Pretty!
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This
Ass
Is
So
Pretty!
Ass
Is
So
Pretty!
Check out this guy's photography. Love this.
Since #Instagram has become very restrictive, I’m looking for new platforms for my art. Let’s see what the #bluesky has to offer!
Hello new world!
Hello new world!
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Check out this guy's photography. Love this.
This guy's dick is so pretty, and he has a pretty smile too.
Go check out his pics and give him some likes!
Go check out his pics and give him some likes!
September 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This guy's dick is so pretty, and he has a pretty smile too.
Go check out his pics and give him some likes!
Go check out his pics and give him some likes!
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Get on your knees 🙏 🍆
September 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Get on your knees 🙏 🍆
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Now that we can save posts, here's a lil' throwback to my 4 fave nudes 😛📸
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Now that we can save posts, here's a lil' throwback to my 4 fave nudes 😛📸
With a side of extra Porn.
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
With a side of extra Porn.
If you like a pretty and uncut cock, go to this guy's Media tab and flood him with Likes!
🤤🤤
🤤🤤
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If you like a pretty and uncut cock, go to this guy's Media tab and flood him with Likes!
🤤🤤
🤤🤤
He's totally right!
This woulda been great on old tumblr. 🪦💔
Also a great mullet like this, to me, makes a guy seem aggressive and gentle at the same time.
🤤🤤🤤
This woulda been great on old tumblr. 🪦💔
Also a great mullet like this, to me, makes a guy seem aggressive and gentle at the same time.
🤤🤤🤤
the way i would’ve reblogged the hell out of an image like this tumblr back in the day… hell yeah
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He's totally right!
This woulda been great on old tumblr. 🪦💔
Also a great mullet like this, to me, makes a guy seem aggressive and gentle at the same time.
🤤🤤🤤
This woulda been great on old tumblr. 🪦💔
Also a great mullet like this, to me, makes a guy seem aggressive and gentle at the same time.
🤤🤤🤤
This writing made me hard.
Short shorts + unknowingly crotch-ripped briefs had my nuts flailing about ostentatiously on my bike all evening I am sorry everyone this was not my idea
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This writing made me hard.
Those accounts that show face, body, crack and shaft and only hide their little cock head? SMH.
Cos I'm nice I'm not gonna call them out.
Cos I'm nice I'm not gonna call them out.
a bald man in a red sweater is asking what is the point of creating this fantasy
Alt: Captain Picard in Star Trek regalia is frustrated. Caption asks, "What is the point in creating this fantasy?"
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Those accounts that show face, body, crack and shaft and only hide their little cock head? SMH.
Cos I'm nice I'm not gonna call them out.
Cos I'm nice I'm not gonna call them out.