Cornfed Redhead
@cornfedrh.bsky.social
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Pinned
How big are you?
5’8 / 1.73m
173 / 78.47kg
5’8 / 1.73m
173 / 78.47kg
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How big are you?
5’8 / 1.73m
173 / 78.47kg
5’8 / 1.73m
173 / 78.47kg
I woke up with a crick in my neck like a mid thirties man that I am lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I woke up with a crick in my neck like a mid thirties man that I am lol
Come wfh with/on me
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Come wfh with/on me
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know what fuck the FOIL method.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You know what fuck the FOIL method.
Taken literally 2 min before someone knocked on my office door to alert me to something important happening.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Taken literally 2 min before someone knocked on my office door to alert me to something important happening.
IG going “don’t forget”
2022 -> 2025
2022 -> 2025
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
IG going “don’t forget”
2022 -> 2025
2022 -> 2025
I’m a big advocate of brand loyalty
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m a big advocate of brand loyalty
Update: Couch shopping completed. Did not make it clothes picking. I smell like A Christmas Carol.
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Update: Couch shopping completed. Did not make it clothes picking. I smell like A Christmas Carol.
Couch shopping, clothes picking, and Christmas smelling
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Couch shopping, clothes picking, and Christmas smelling
Out of an act of boredom and impulsiveness I nearly trimmed all my leg hair BUT better angels (DoorDash arriving) halted that in its tracks.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Out of an act of boredom and impulsiveness I nearly trimmed all my leg hair BUT better angels (DoorDash arriving) halted that in its tracks.
If you put curry on salmon you can only taste the curry and eat the salmon. It’s great!
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you put curry on salmon you can only taste the curry and eat the salmon. It’s great!
Welcome to post Election 🫏 sweep Wednesday theme time!
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Welcome to post Election 🫏 sweep Wednesday theme time!
Did my duty as well 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Did my duty as well 🫡
What’s up everybody?
(I need to find a new spot to take pics. I know. I know)
(I need to find a new spot to take pics. I know. I know)
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What’s up everybody?
(I need to find a new spot to take pics. I know. I know)
(I need to find a new spot to take pics. I know. I know)
The last post is not representative of who I am. I’m way worse.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The last post is not representative of who I am. I’m way worse.
The dick; the face
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The dick; the face
And yet somehow my chest is what shows the pump
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And yet somehow my chest is what shows the pump
I deserve sweet treats today. New personal best.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I deserve sweet treats today. New personal best.
There should be a contraption for all handicap parking spots that has spikes shoot up and pop your tires then automatically calls a tow company to take you’re car if you don’t have proof you should be using it.
November 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There should be a contraption for all handicap parking spots that has spikes shoot up and pop your tires then automatically calls a tow company to take you’re car if you don’t have proof you should be using it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM