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David J.M.
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Creator of words and sounds, Boy Wonder.
The Sound of Love Mini Video
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October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Forget Jazz hands, trump is starting a new trend…makeup hands. Grandpa ain’t well.
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you truly think it’s Antifa who’s the problem, I have property on Mars I would love to sell you.
September 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This latest shooting hits home a little. I was raised in a Mormon family from my dad’s side. Yes, their beliefs could be considered out there, but why go after them?

For the most part, most Mormon folks I’ve ever known have been pretty harmless. Crazy world!
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
After all the accusations and cries for vengeance and civil war from Trump and his ilk, Charlie Kirk’s killer is looking to be…one of their own?

What does the Bible say about bearing false witness again?
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Trump on who killed Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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So true.
August 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Wouldn’t it be kind of funny if #HulkHogan actually does end up being reincarnated into a black guy like he feared?
July 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
RIP #Ozzy.

Third row at his No More Tears tour show is easily in my top 10 favorite concerts of all time.

Always kinda thought he’d live forever despite the excesses he engaged in, like #KeithRichards
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Epstein Files? HOAX
The 2020 election? HOAX

My cholesterol being high and me needing to eat better…definitely a #Hoax

My last phone bill was probably a hoax too. 🤔

Sure are a lot of hoaxes going on these days. Good thing #Trump is on the case and investigating, he is quite the dick.
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What do you do if you get caught making shit up? If you’re #O’Reilly you double down on your lies.

www.yahoo.com/news/bill-o-...
Bill O’Reilly Corrected On-Air Over False Claim Biden Oversaw Epstein Conviction: ‘How Do You Convict a Guy That Is Dead?’ | Video
Bill O'Reilly falsely doubled down that Jeffrey Epstein was convicted under Joe Biden's administration.
www.yahoo.com
July 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social should agree to take IQ tests in exchange for Trump releasing the Epstein files! 😁
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reminder!

#Epstein claimed #Trump had scalp surgery for baldness and referred to himself as “The Trumpster”. He said Trump was first intimate with Melania on his plane “The Lolita Express”. When asked ON TAPE how he knew all this…

“I was Donald’s closest friend for 10 years,” Epstein replied.
July 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Way to be your “authentic self” like you preach, “Dr.” Phil. Oh the hypocrisy!

www.yahoo.com/news/fawning...
Fawning Dr. Phil Turns Trump Presser Into Boot-Licking Spectacle
President Donald Trump’s roundtable on the Texas floods drifted from disaster relief to flattery when he handed the mic to TV personality Dr. Phil McGraw. Reflecting on the “collective consciousness” ...
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July 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hooray! It’s #Caturday, so let’s…nap.
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
First, #Grok was “too woke” and then after adjustments from the guy who makes Nazi salutes, it turns into #MechaHitler

You really can’t make this stuff up anymore can you?
July 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There is still #hope. Hopefully another pandemic doesn’t hit while this and the other clowns are in charge meanwhile.

www.yahoo.com/news/medical...
How medical groups may preserve vaccine access — and bypass RFK Jr.
Professional medical societies, pharmacists, state health officials and vaccine manufacturers, as well as a new advocacy group, are mobilizing behind the scenes to preserve access for vaccines as Heal...
www.yahoo.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I said to Hecate we are a couple of straight-up gangstas, we oughta rob a bank. She was ready to go, until we remembered it was #Caturday. We took a nap instead.
June 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy 50th Anniversary, #Jaws. What a great film. Part 3 not so much, as that is when it truly jumped the #shark.
June 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Elon’s probably like “What? My stuff explodes all the time.”
A catastrophic explosion at Elon Musk’s Starbase in South Texas. #spaceX #tesla
June 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
In an alternate reality, #Trump is actually an interior decorator who can’t quite bring himself to retire to The Poconos with his life partner, #JD
Oh good, finally an update with some info about the war he’s getting us into.
June 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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So “pro-life.”
June 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
For those asking, I’ve never used #Twitter or #Facebook for namely two reasons - Goblin Face & Ginger Balls.
June 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM