David J.M.
@whoisdavidjm.bsky.social
Creator of words and sounds, Boy Wonder.
Then again, fair point.
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Then again, fair point.
I kind of remember the true crime show as well. I guess that makes me kind of old but still young enough - I’ll take it.
August 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I kind of remember the true crime show as well. I guess that makes me kind of old but still young enough - I’ll take it.
Dating is a challenge period. You do you. If someone can’t accept that, you’re wasting your time anyway. ✌🏻
July 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dating is a challenge period. You do you. If someone can’t accept that, you’re wasting your time anyway. ✌🏻
God (in a Samuel L. Jackson voice): Well allow me to retort.
July 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
God (in a Samuel L. Jackson voice): Well allow me to retort.
Are there really THAT many people who would be surprised a guy like Trump might be into underaged girls?
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Are there really THAT many people who would be surprised a guy like Trump might be into underaged girls?
He’s probably trying to stop everyone in hell from unionizing too. 🤦🏻
July 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
He’s probably trying to stop everyone in hell from unionizing too. 🤦🏻
Ah, a president with the mentality of a 12 year old. “Mommy, they said my pee pee is small. Do something to them.”
Nice to know he has the nuclear codes eh?
Nice to know he has the nuclear codes eh?
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ah, a president with the mentality of a 12 year old. “Mommy, they said my pee pee is small. Do something to them.”
Nice to know he has the nuclear codes eh?
Nice to know he has the nuclear codes eh?
Some people have a hard time separating their TV heroes from the person who plays them. That may partially explain why Trump became president not once but twice.
July 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Some people have a hard time separating their TV heroes from the person who plays them. That may partially explain why Trump became president not once but twice.
But he used to…well, yeah.
July 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
But he used to…well, yeah.
It’s like the Madea franchise, can you really have too many?
Anyway, if Trump decides to take over the Oscar committee, I think we know the best movie of 2026 already.
Anyway, if Trump decides to take over the Oscar committee, I think we know the best movie of 2026 already.
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It’s like the Madea franchise, can you really have too many?
Anyway, if Trump decides to take over the Oscar committee, I think we know the best movie of 2026 already.
Anyway, if Trump decides to take over the Oscar committee, I think we know the best movie of 2026 already.
Thank 👏 L Ron Hubbard Almighty 👏 Air Bud is back!!! I was about to attach a garden hose to my exhaust pipe until I heard this news.
July 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Thank 👏 L Ron Hubbard Almighty 👏 Air Bud is back!!! I was about to attach a garden hose to my exhaust pipe until I heard this news.
Why do I find this Knick knack so oddly…satisfying? It takes ASMR to a whole new level.
July 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why do I find this Knick knack so oddly…satisfying? It takes ASMR to a whole new level.
When I saw this one my first thought was he’s really sweating bullets with the Epstein list.
July 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When I saw this one my first thought was he’s really sweating bullets with the Epstein list.