Whitney Liberty Churchman
@whitneychurchman.bsky.social
I thought the example text for this description said, “Antichrist,” and that’s probably all you need to know about me. #DCTID
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I’m now two weeks into not having a functional laptop with no sign of having it replaced or refunded by @frame.work . I used to be a pretty big booster of them- fully modular? Less e-waste! I was hoping this would be my forever machine. Instead it has become my biggest computing regret.
September 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m now two weeks into not having a functional laptop with no sign of having it replaced or refunded by @frame.work . I used to be a pretty big booster of them- fully modular? Less e-waste! I was hoping this would be my forever machine. Instead it has become my biggest computing regret.
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wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car
June 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car
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Twin Peaks level of sane.
February 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Twin Peaks level of sane.
Today I convinced my toddler to eat her French toast breakfast by referring to it as “waffle toast” and I feel like that merits some kind of reward.
October 15, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Today I convinced my toddler to eat her French toast breakfast by referring to it as “waffle toast” and I feel like that merits some kind of reward.
I’ll admit that I’m not incredibly well-versed in Saw lore, but I feel like I should have learned before TODAY that Billy the Puppet has those cute sparkly red shoes.
October 9, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I’ll admit that I’m not incredibly well-versed in Saw lore, but I feel like I should have learned before TODAY that Billy the Puppet has those cute sparkly red shoes.
I know I’m almost 4 years late to the party, but if anybody needs some sourdough starter made with wild yeast from blueberries, hit me up. It has taken off like crazy and I’m about to fridge it to slow down the growth 😂
October 8, 2023 at 1:02 PM
I know I’m almost 4 years late to the party, but if anybody needs some sourdough starter made with wild yeast from blueberries, hit me up. It has taken off like crazy and I’m about to fridge it to slow down the growth 😂
Our substitute baking instructor for the week “doesn’t like vaccines”
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September 26, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Our substitute baking instructor for the week “doesn’t like vaccines”
👍🙃👍
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Lovely night out with my beloved. Toddler is spending the night with her grandparents. Can’t wait to get home to, you know… 😜
Take some Tylenol
Eat three pieces of pizza
Go to bed before 11pm because my body is fucking broken
😜
Take some Tylenol
Eat three pieces of pizza
Go to bed before 11pm because my body is fucking broken
😜
September 24, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Lovely night out with my beloved. Toddler is spending the night with her grandparents. Can’t wait to get home to, you know… 😜
Take some Tylenol
Eat three pieces of pizza
Go to bed before 11pm because my body is fucking broken
😜
Take some Tylenol
Eat three pieces of pizza
Go to bed before 11pm because my body is fucking broken
😜
Me, berating other drivers, with precisely two functional brain cells:
“What is this? Turning signal… negligence… day??”
“What is this? Turning signal… negligence… day??”
September 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Me, berating other drivers, with precisely two functional brain cells:
“What is this? Turning signal… negligence… day??”
“What is this? Turning signal… negligence… day??”
Losing my mind over this Sesame Street “True Blood” parody called “True Mud”
September 17, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Losing my mind over this Sesame Street “True Blood” parody called “True Mud”
My food safety obsession has reached new levels. I refuse to say if they’re highs or lows, though.
September 14, 2023 at 1:29 AM
My food safety obsession has reached new levels. I refuse to say if they’re highs or lows, though.
Found my X-mas gift for @brunchsohard.bsky.social
September 9, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Found my X-mas gift for @brunchsohard.bsky.social
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A haunted house but it’s avoiding people you knew in high school while at the mall
September 9, 2023 at 5:38 PM
A haunted house but it’s avoiding people you knew in high school while at the mall
Quick question: what do you do when even your insurance company doesn’t know if they cover an expensive test your doctor has ordered?
Runes? Tea leaves? Star charts?
Runes? Tea leaves? Star charts?
September 9, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Quick question: what do you do when even your insurance company doesn’t know if they cover an expensive test your doctor has ordered?
Runes? Tea leaves? Star charts?
Runes? Tea leaves? Star charts?
Toddler bedtime cheat code: just give them TWO pacifiers. They’ll be so elated that they’ll do whatever you want. They’ll even ask to be put in bed after just two books.
September 9, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Toddler bedtime cheat code: just give them TWO pacifiers. They’ll be so elated that they’ll do whatever you want. They’ll even ask to be put in bed after just two books.
Update: I just tasted the scones I made in class today and I’m back on the carbs 🤤
Just over a week into baking class and I’m already carbed out 🫠
September 5, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Update: I just tasted the scones I made in class today and I’m back on the carbs 🤤
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JUST ME OR YOU TOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 5, 2023 at 2:03 PM
JUST ME OR YOU TOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
Just over a week into baking class and I’m already carbed out 🫠
September 5, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Just over a week into baking class and I’m already carbed out 🫠
College football has begun, which means it’s that time of year again where I finally hear the audio for commercials I’ve seen on mute for 8 months running. What an illuminating time.
September 2, 2023 at 7:27 PM
College football has begun, which means it’s that time of year again where I finally hear the audio for commercials I’ve seen on mute for 8 months running. What an illuminating time.
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Fuck y’all this was funny.
Aquarium worker: “Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a loose tentacle”
September 2, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Fuck y’all this was funny.
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BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 1, 2023 at 10:43 PM
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Aquarium worker: “Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a loose tentacle”
September 1, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Aquarium worker: “Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a loose tentacle”