whirr kit
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whirr kit
@whirrkit.bsky.social
· Nov 10
[trying to make small talk] so… you ever usher in a new era? ever been a harbinger of anything before?
they call me lil squinty... wherever you see sunlight i'm bustin rhymes unprotected
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
they call me lil squinty... wherever you see sunlight i'm bustin rhymes unprotected
whimsy-maxxing the roster of my favourite sports team
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
whimsy-maxxing the roster of my favourite sports team
the street name for triscuits is trisks and a box of triscuits is a trisk kit
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the street name for triscuits is trisks and a box of triscuits is a trisk kit
sometimes i feel like a firefly, drifting around unnoticed until a rush of oxygen tickles my vast stores of the light-emitting compound luciferin, and i illuminate very brightly, irritating everybody around me
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
sometimes i feel like a firefly, drifting around unnoticed until a rush of oxygen tickles my vast stores of the light-emitting compound luciferin, and i illuminate very brightly, irritating everybody around me
cool beans... tight squeeze... now you've got some warmer beans
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
cool beans... tight squeeze... now you've got some warmer beans
as a chilg, i always thoudht the G in the Gisney lodo was a D lmao but i've dot it all sorteg out now
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
as a chilg, i always thoudht the G in the Gisney lodo was a D lmao but i've dot it all sorteg out now
[desperately fishing for bedtime story] boy, it sure does smell like uponatime in here…
October 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
[desperately fishing for bedtime story] boy, it sure does smell like uponatime in here…
i strap on a dunce cap to maximize my aerodynamics for the rapture, my eagerness for salvation unwittingly turning me into a holy missile
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i strap on a dunce cap to maximize my aerodynamics for the rapture, my eagerness for salvation unwittingly turning me into a holy missile
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It's like they say, foster the people, but portugal the man
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's like they say, foster the people, but portugal the man
[butting into a lively conversation about gardening] i hear they're working on a new apple you can compare to oranges
September 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[butting into a lively conversation about gardening] i hear they're working on a new apple you can compare to oranges
bathroom fans should be at minimum 2x louder than the loudest recorded human fart
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
bathroom fans should be at minimum 2x louder than the loudest recorded human fart
nerf dog in the streets, cat tree in the sheets
August 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
nerf dog in the streets, cat tree in the sheets
yeah i "chatgpt" with my friends... chat Gratuitously (Pending Transgressions)
August 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
yeah i "chatgpt" with my friends... chat Gratuitously (Pending Transgressions)
nervously preparing to host my first ever sex party by laying out my finest finishing salts
August 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
nervously preparing to host my first ever sex party by laying out my finest finishing salts
god [interviewed on the seventh day]: you know, it means the world,
August 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
god [interviewed on the seventh day]: you know, it means the world,
tfw when your brightness was at max because you were looking at an item
August 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tfw when your brightness was at max because you were looking at an item
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Going absolutely butt mode in this chair
May 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Going absolutely butt mode in this chair
if u wanna be a Wonder of the world does it not make sense to preserve energy by doing it in One Hit
June 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
if u wanna be a Wonder of the world does it not make sense to preserve energy by doing it in One Hit
they created two new hybrid sports from the ones that gave us strikes and bullseyes; i took up the one where you underhand a 15-lb ball at the wall with pinpoint precision
May 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
they created two new hybrid sports from the ones that gave us strikes and bullseyes; i took up the one where you underhand a 15-lb ball at the wall with pinpoint precision
if grass was uncuttable would we braid it and lay it gently on its side or how would that work
May 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if grass was uncuttable would we braid it and lay it gently on its side or how would that work
laboriously hauling a heavy wood door around the region and trying it on various surfaces hoping to find a better world; for example, a place where golf course groomers might be called parsnips
April 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
laboriously hauling a heavy wood door around the region and trying it on various surfaces hoping to find a better world; for example, a place where golf course groomers might be called parsnips
scurrying under the covers for a scent-free dutch oven, slowly building tolerance for the real thing
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
scurrying under the covers for a scent-free dutch oven, slowly building tolerance for the real thing
falcon punch? honestly, it’s what i miss most since going vegetarian
March 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
falcon punch? honestly, it’s what i miss most since going vegetarian
in canada we call it a loonie eclipse
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
in canada we call it a loonie eclipse
finding my true purps by turning to a life of violets
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
finding my true purps by turning to a life of violets