K ☠︎︎
@whi5keygal999.bsky.social
🖤☠️𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔩𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔲𝔰☠️🖤 ''Try it, bite it, lick it, spit it. Pull it to the side and get all up in it''🌈
My supervisor is annoying af 😒
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My supervisor is annoying af 😒
Why can't I just be a rich SAHM????
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why can't I just be a rich SAHM????
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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
After a long depression vacation, I finally go back to work on Monday :/
February 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
After a long depression vacation, I finally go back to work on Monday :/
So I decided to do the micro bangs and idk how I feel about it 🤣🤣🤣
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So I decided to do the micro bangs and idk how I feel about it 🤣🤣🤣
They say chivalry is dead and I couldn't agree more
January 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
They say chivalry is dead and I couldn't agree more
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
The Alexa in my room tells me this joke every time I ask about the weather
Why didn't the Sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
January 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Alexa in my room tells me this joke every time I ask about the weather
I want some sushi and Thai tea
January 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I want some sushi and Thai tea
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if you meet someone who looks like mr. potato head, don’t attempt to rearrange his face, trust me
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
if you meet someone who looks like mr. potato head, don’t attempt to rearrange his face, trust me
Time for a haircut soon
January 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Time for a haircut soon
I wonder what it feels like to be a billionaire
December 26, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I wonder what it feels like to be a billionaire
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I always say no to drugs...if someone asks me for some of my drugs, i say no!
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I always say no to drugs...if someone asks me for some of my drugs, i say no!
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“suck a dick and die” - Rollie
December 23, 2024 at 5:21 AM
“suck a dick and die” - Rollie
My brother should go f*ck himself, disrespectfully 🖕
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 AM
My brother should go f*ck himself, disrespectfully 🖕
I hate my older brother he belongs in a f cking mental hospital!
December 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I hate my older brother he belongs in a f cking mental hospital!
Something tells me 2025 will bring me nothing but bullshit
December 16, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Something tells me 2025 will bring me nothing but bullshit
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Selena Gomez announces she and Benny Blanco are now engaged. 💍
December 12, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Selena Gomez announces she and Benny Blanco are now engaged. 💍
Depeche Mode convention this weekend too!
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Depeche Mode convention this weekend too!